My friend got a puppy!

[LaraMN]

His name is Winston, and he *almost* makes me want a dog. He's a sweety-boy and he loves me. Maybe I can get her to leave, so I can dog-sit for her.

[miss_american_pie]

1. Oh he is sweet.

Your "almost" doesn't sound very definite.

[LaraMN]

3. I can't really have one.

We're renting. They had a little girl puppy a couple years ago that got loose and disappeared. They just finally got a new one. He's very sweet and cuddly, and just a few months old.

[ET Awful]

2. He's a cutie!

Tell him I said woof woof arf arf woof! He'll understand, trust me

[LaraMN]

4. I'll do my best to relay the message.

[Maddy McCall]

5. Winston is a doll.

My schnauzer just had six babies, last Thursday. Five are black, and one is salt and pepper. Two of them are already reserved. And I haven't even advertised yet.

Winston is one cute puppy.

[LaraMN]

8. Aw! They must be sweet.

My neighbor used to breed her dogs, but in it's last pregnancy the mother's uterus ruptured, so she's unable to have any more puppies.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. You want a kitten though, don't you?

Everyone wwants a kitten! Look:

[LaraMN]

7. I am heinously allergic to cats; kittens in particular.

My friend has a cat as well as Winston, and it LOVES me because I'll never touch it.

[dpbrown]

9. Did he come with his own heroin scar?

Reference to recent news stories.

[LaraMN]

10. I don't know- they DID get him in Hinckley.....

I better tell them to check!

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

11. I had a dog named Winston!

adorable!