Is sour cream supposed to have a face?

[dolo amber]

:scared:

I just found some in the darkest depths of my fridge...I think it's started getting mail and stealing my cable. x(

[DS1]

1. Stir it around with your finger until it looks like Jesus

I'll be happy with a 2% cut

[dolo amber]

2. It looks a little like Abe Vigoda

Think there's a market for that? :shrug:

[DS1]

3. Give it about a week

:7

[Orangepeel]

5. No, the Virgin Mary

more money in her for some reason. And I only need 1.5%

[azmouse]

4. Wow! I thought it was only old cheese that became sentient!

Cool!

[SOteric]

6. Best to find it a home in the dumpster

or you'll find yourself having to wrestle it for the nachos and beer while negotiating for a furnished suite.

[dolo amber]

7. If it touches the beer, it's ON

:grr:

I hate to chuck it though...he's kinda cute. :D

[realisticphish]

8. don't automatically reject it

find out what its political beliefs are... if its liberal, sign it up to vote

[anarch]

9. that sounds like some kind of Zen koan

for the 21st century

[El Fuego]

10. You shouldn't eat anything with a face!

[RandomKoolzip]

11. I had a friend who left a head of iceberg lettuce to rot in his

fridge for FOUR YEARS. It was just a brown puddle.


Tasty, though!

[billyskank]

12. No. It's not supposed to have a credit card either

:hi:

[nutsnberries]

13. it's supposed to have the face of

Tom Cruise.

[Left Is Write]

14. Next time it gets the mail, hand it the cable bill.

You really have to nip these things in the bud.