Jesus Saves, Especially When He Shops at Lord Mart!

Momgonepostal

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Wed Feb-01-06 12:15 PM
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Jesus Saves, Especially When He Shops at Lord Mart!

Apologies if this has been posted before:

http://www.souldevice.org/lord%20mart/index.htm

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liberalpress

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Wed Feb-01-06 02:34 PM
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1. You say in your headline Jesus saves..

Edited on Wed Feb-01-06 02:35 PM by liberalpress

... I certainly hope that's true because the Cubs could use a good "go-to" guy in the bullpen this year...

..and a couple power hitters wouldn't hurt...

... or some defense....

... and some bench...

... a couple of starters...

...I'm just sayin'...

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no name no slogan

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Wed Feb-01-06 02:35 PM
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2. JESUS SAVES SINNERS (and redeems them for valuable prizes)

graffiti I once saw on the Washington Ave pedestrian bridge over the Mississippi River in Minneapolis, MN.

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Initech

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Wed Feb-01-06 02:38 PM
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3. Landover Baptist Church

They have a page on their website that says - "Get baptized, get a free PS2!"

:rofl:

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LynneSin

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Wed Feb-01-06 02:39 PM
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4. JESUS SAVES!!!!

He was a damn good Hockey Player!

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RubyDuby in GA

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Wed Feb-01-06 02:53 PM
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6. by Shopping Wisely and using Double Coupons

I love the evolvefish.com website...

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no name no slogan

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Wed Feb-01-06 03:55 PM
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9. JESUS GETS THE REBOUND!

yeah, but how's his trash-talking?

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AzDar

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Wed Feb-01-06 02:44 PM
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5. I know where I'm doing all of my Xmas shopping this year!! n/t

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khashka

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Wed Feb-01-06 03:04 PM
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7. Jesus saves, Moses invests

Sorry to any Jewish friends who are upset by that playing on a stereotype. But I'm half-Jew and can therefore make those jokes!

I lived in a town where there was huge neon sign on a hill that said "Jesus Saves". I wanted to put up one opposite that said " Moses invests and he with the most money wins!" But I was eleven and my allowance couldn't stretch to buying a huge neon sign.

Khash.

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AllegroRondo

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Wed Feb-01-06 03:05 PM
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8. Jesus Is Coming Soon

LOOK BUSY!

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