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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 09:35 PM
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Will crack, meth and ephedra help me build a house?
Or will it do it on its own if I eat enough acid? :shrug:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 09:35 PM
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1. If you eat enough acid
you won't care.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 09:36 PM
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2. Yes, but it won't look right.
Just take the ephedra, channel the energy in a positive way, and build that house!!!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 09:36 PM
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3. !
:rofl:

People build houses. Drugs build crack houses.
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 09:43 PM
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4. Far be it for me to throw out scripture
(that is, considering how popular it's been, lately :eyes:)

"Unless the LORD builds the house, those who build it labor in vain." (Psalm 127:1a)

O8)
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 09:44 PM
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5. i'd just go with regular ol' Speed...
but hey, i'm old fashioned, what can is say? :P
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 09:54 PM
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6. None of the above.


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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 11:12 PM
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7. Only if you sell them.
Edited on Sun Jan-29-06 11:13 PM by SofaKingLiberal
Or else you will just sell all your materials to support your crack habit and will have to live in a cardboard box.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 11:21 PM
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8. If you give Meph to your captor you can write the greatest book
beloved by fundies next to the "Purpose Driven Life"
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 06:18 AM
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9. Isn't that why they call them crack-houses . . . or am I just naive?
:evilgrin:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 06:21 AM
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10. Coming from a town loaded up with its fair share of crack houses...
it ain't the way to go. Those houses ain't very pretty looking. ;) :hi:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 06:26 AM
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11. Yes, but then you just get an 80's movie group effort montage to
Edited on Mon Jan-30-06 06:27 AM by ET Awful
fix up the place :P Should take all of 5 minutes to have it looking brand new.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 06:36 AM
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12. Write the story of your drug addiction and call Oprah.
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