Day 6 of the chicken pox....I'm miserable, will you cheer me up?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

I wish these stupid things would just go away. I'm so tired of not feeling well, and I'm missing too much work! They are all nasty and bubbly right now. I wish they'd just pop and scab. And this nasty cough sucks too. Please cheer me up. :cry:
Duckie

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Meditate on the subject "Rice Krispies."

Snap, crackle, POP.

You'll be better in no time.
:D

[miss_american_pie]

2. Yikes

That sounds awful. I hope you're feeling better soon.

[Omphaloskepsis]

3. The doctor might have pills that can help...

I had it really bad as a youth.. I couldn't open my eyes. My penis was fused to my leg (not really, but my genitals were broken). But the doctor can get you pills that clear the shit up ASAP. I forget the name. I think it is a derivative of steroids. I had to take six the first day, five the second.....ect.

[RevCheesehead]

4. When i had 'em, I had to take baking soda baths.

I don't remember if it helped or not - that was about 38 years ago. But I do remember being miserable.

Here's something to cheer you up: The Jesus of the Week!

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/



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