Worst pick-up attempt ever

[skygazer]

I was hitchhiking around the country when I was 17 (way back in the dark ages of 1978) and I got picked up by this trucker in a filthy, ratty old Mack truck with no sleeper and a passenger seat that was propped up on cinder blocks.

The driver was about 92 years old, weighed maybe 108 pounds soaking wet with a rock in his pocket and had very little hair on his head and very few teeth in his mouth.

He proceeded to regale me with stories about how he had a huge yacht that he kept on Long Island Sound and there was this incredible 18 year old blonde with big hooters who used to come out on the boat and do exotic sexual acts with him and finished up with, "How about a blow job?"

:wtf: I had to give him credit for imagination but turned him down flat. After threatening me with violence (I just laughed and told him I could toss him over my shoulder like a bag of grain), he let me off at the next rest stop.

How about you? Any absolutely pathetic pick-up attempts?

[flvegan]

1. "I'd ride you all night long."

Seriously, from a coworker at a happy hour. It was probably a year and a half ago. I sort of thought she had a crush on me, and after that, I was convinced. Of course, since I was otherwise involved, I politely turned her down.