Awwww...Let's Show Some Love for The Donald.

[Sugar Smack]

Bless his heart. He's suing Warner Books and Timothy O'Brien for 5 Billion dollars. Apparently, they didn't get it right about how much money he really has, and now he's carrying around wounds that won't heal unless properly greased. He's calling it defamation of character and everything. '"I believe it is important to expose irresponsible, malicious and false reporting," Trump said in a statement.' Those malicious bastards. Poor guy. Wonder if there's anything we can do to help him thru this.

[no name no slogan]

1. Aw, poor, poor Donald

He's one of those guys who was born on third base but thinks he hit a triple. The only thing he's good at is self-promotion and losing money.

Poor guy.

[Sugar Smack]

4. Maybe I could fix his hair for him!

Think that would cheer him up? Loosen up that sphincter-mouth just a little?

[Book Lover]

2. Seriously, though, he is my favorite bastard

He's got stones you could use to plug the Hoover Dam.

[Sugar Smack]

3. Good lord, you are so right.

[Deja Q]

5. My dear Sugar Smack, you are infinitely more worthy than that trumpster.

Talk about frivolous lawsuits; but I'm sure that's in a chapter of his book on how to make it rich (right next to "pre-nuptial agreements" and "how to get the most out of your divorce" chapters...)

Trump would expose anything for money, no doubt...


Ah! I remember now! Didn't he file for bankruptcy recently? Maybe that didn't go through and thus he has to be a man for once and pay it back!

[Sugar Smack]

6. *Giggling like a madwoman here*

DID he file for bankruptcy? I didn't know! Ooh, ooh, maybe he could sell one of his cuff links, or start eating more peanut butter. I have a BUNCH of ideas for scrimping if he ever needs them. Maybe he could move into a smaller house and save money on heat by taping up his windows. He could ride his bike to work!

Trump, I gotcher salvation, *SMACK* right here!

Have I told you lately you're a doll, HT? Criminal if I haven't.

[pitohui]

12. he filed for bankruptcy and it went thru just fine

even his driver knows he doesn't really have any money, i actually talked to one of the drivers and he told me flat-out "well, you gotta understand he works w. other people's money"

i understand all right, i understand if you're flat broke, it's nice work if you can get it convincing the media to believe your b.s. abt how much $$$ you have

[In_The_Wind]

7. Dear Donald,

I'm sorry about the hockey game.

Joani

[Sugar Smack]

8. Dear Joani,

In WHAT WAY did you disrupt a hockey game? THIS I have to know!

Fess up now, my sister of fabulosity. Did it have something to do with lifting your skirt above the knee? Did you distract the skating mascot & send him to the hospital?

[In_The_Wind]

9. Oh my ~ Donny,

I just couldn't bring myself to keep our date.
I'm sorry you had to attend the game without me but I disliked violent sports even way back then.

You remember ... it was 3rd floor front in a brownstone walk-up.

[Sugar Smack]

10. First you let the man down, ditched him, and now

he has to live with the reputation of not really being as rich as he really, really is. How much can a man take, I wonder?

Speaking of wondering, how much is it worth to you if I keep this OUR LITTLE SECRET???????

*waink* my love!

[Sugar Smack]

11. Kick for poor, misunderstood, maligned, lied about

spoonfed, gloating, possibly arrogant Donald.

[Lavender Brown]

13. We should set up a fund to help pay his legal fees