GOD spelled backward is DOG. Some commentary about MBF:

[MoonRiver]

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
- Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

[Richard D]

1. Wonderful!

[MoonRiver]

2. My dog and I agree!

What a beauty you have! :hi:

[xchrom]

3. shit -- you made me cry -- i love this.

i miss my sport boy sooo bad -- and everything here is so amazingly true.

i laughed so hard at some of them.

thanks.

[MoonRiver]

9. Dogs rule!

:hi:

[Blue-Jay]

4. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.

Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx-


nyuk nyuk nyuk

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Now I miss Blondie

:cry:

[xchrom]

6. yeah -- i'm in the same boat -- sport was his name.

and his little brother peewee.

[trof]

7. We have a part-time loaner dog.

I've had a German Shepherd since 1964.
Hilda, Beau, Studs, Max, Gypsie, and Nasha.
Nasha departed our lives a year ago.
Now we have a part time dog.

Her name is Lucy and she lives next door.
She is a squat beagle-like black-tan-white mutt with long floppy ears and a docked tail.
She goes with us on our 3 mile walk every morning and runs in the street and cars come screeching to a halt and drivers scream at us "PUT HER ON A LEASH" and we shout "SHE'S NOT OUR DOG!".
I'm going to have T shirts made.
"She's Not Our Dog"

She has decided that she's now responsible for guarding two houses.
When friends drop by, we know they're hear before the bell rings by Lucy's yip-yapping.
Good girl, Lucy.
Thanks for protecting us.

The couple she lives with travel a lot and we look after Lucy while they're away.
I think a part-time loaner dog may be the best deal.
;-)

Enjoyed you post, very much.
Thanks.

[MoonRiver]

8. Welcome. I've always adored dogs.

My pet dogs have helped me through some rough times. They give me joy and happiness in a way that nothing else can. It's hard to explain, but having a loving dog in one's life is so beautiful and unique.