The 86 Rules Of Boozing

[Don_G]

I like #78 - If you're drunk and in a bar, your boss is just another guy looking for a fat lip. Unless he's buying.

There's some good ones here: http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm

[NaMeaHou]

1. #something

don't watch football. Thank the bejebus's I have no one else hear to hear my quiet and thoughtful

#&%$*^&%^^&*(())'s

[HEyHEY]

2. hehheee

that was good

[sleipnir]

3. I appreciated the Communist Workers Seal w/guy w/martini glass

[kodi]

4. drink "up," never "down" in downing beverages of alcoholic content.

if you start with hard liquor, stay with it. following hard liquor with beer or wine results in severe gastrointestinal problems.

if you start with beer, then switch, make it hard liquor, not wine.

if you start with wine, stay there.

best thing is never to touch any of the stuff.

smoke herb instead,

or auto eroticism,

or both.