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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:13 PM
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Well, I just killed the gum chewin' celebrity chef in satan's fridge
it was the first day on my new job.
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 07:35 PM
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1. Shouldn't you store the body in the freezer?
on second thought, keeping him in the fridge is in keeping with HELL.

Good thinking! You're off to a great start. :thumbsup:

What does a raise in Hell look like? :shrug: a Demotion?
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 08:22 PM
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2. Did you beat him to death with feral cats?
Did you remember to circumcise the cats first?

BTW, Good job! :thumbsup:
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 08:24 PM
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3. Just make sure Satan
is not breastfed in a restaurant.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-20-06 08:24 PM
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4. That's what he gets for meowing the Pina Colada song
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