Okay, I messed

[Oeditpus Rex]

RevCheesehead, would you be so kind as to post again the link to the footwear you ordered? That way, we can do this properly and cover my crass mistake.

Thanking you in advance,

Brig. Gen. Sir Edward Smith-Smythe-Smith
(Mrs.)

[RevCheesehead]

1. Your knowledge of Python-lore is frightening at times.

http://www.hsn.com/cnt/prod/default.aspx?webp_id=2070281&web_id=2070281&sz=0&sf=cl&dept=cl0266&cat=cl0309&subcat=cl0314&gs=&attr=&prev=hp!sf!dept!cat!subcat&ocm=

Just click on the link. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Thank you for indulging my neurosis

"She has given us a sign! She has given us... Her shoe!"

"The shoe is the sign. Let us follow Her example!"

"What?"

"Let us, like Her, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is Her sign, that all who follow Her shall do likewise!"

"No, no, no. The shoe is a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance!"

"Cast off the shoes! Follow the gourd!"

"No! Let us gather shoes together!"

"Let me!"

"Oh, get off!"

"No, no! It is a sign that, like Her, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!"

"Give me your shoe!"

"Get off!"

"Follow the gourd! The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem!"

"The gourd!"

"Hold up the sandal, as She has commanded us!"

"It is a shoe! It is a shoe!"

"It's a sandal!"

"No, it isn't!"

"Cast it away!"

"Put it on!"

"And clear off!"

"Take the shoes and follow Her!"

"Come, all ye who call yourself Gourdenes!"

"Stop! Stop! Stop, I say! Stop! Let us... let us pray. Yea, She cometh to us, like the seed to the grain."

__________

I feel so much better now. :hug:

[MissHoneychurch]

3. ...

BRIAN:
Look. You've got it all wrong.

You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals!

FOLLOWERS:
Yes, we're all individuals!

BRIAN:
You're all different!

FOLLOWERS:
Yes, we are all different!

DENNIS:
I'm not.


:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

5. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: It never even occured to me!

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Didn't to me either

Until later. :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

12. But the important thing is, you DID think of it.

and it was damned funny, too. :D

:hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. A *true* Python Geek

woulda thought of it just like that.



Uh... that.


:freak:


*snaps fingers*



Yeah. That.

[RevCheesehead]

14. It's all geek to me.

G'nite, Rex.

:hug::loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Night, Cheesy Creezy

:hug: :loveya:

[hfojvt]

16. those silly people. Every sign can mean only one thing

that the Prince of the Plains and the Tribesmen of the Cold Hillsides need to beat the hell out of each other.

[leftstreet]

4. So...uh..like, you're saying the Home Shopping Network doesn't sell Homes?

I didn't know that.

A person can't live in shoes.

[RevCheesehead]

6. I can think of one.

This one's a two-fer. :7

[leftstreet]

7. ROFL!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Again, the Very Reverend never fails to disappoint with a laugh!

[RevCheesehead]

8. I never knew they were neighbors.

You begin to wonder if she ever missed Hansel and Gretel. :scared:

[leftstreet]

9. LOL - stop it!

You are WAY too funny, and I'm WAY too sober.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Hansel...?

HANsel...?

HanSEL...?



:shrug:

[MissHoneychurch]

17. Hänsel

with an "Ä" :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. I don't know how to pronounce that

I know ö and ü, but not that one. I don't even know the keyboard command for it. :crazy:

[MissHoneychurch]

19. I think

you could pronounce it similar to the ae in aera. That comes pretty close.

I would say the keyboard command for the "ä" is similar to the ones for the ö and the ü. Just whatever you use try it with the a instead of the u and it might work :shrug: