I am a Moon Pie magnet

[ForrestGump]

I am. :P



Get it off me!! Get it off me!!! :scared:

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Double-decker, no less.

Twice the crumbling, dry, nasty cracker with marshmallow-like rubber filling.

mmmmmmmm...

[ForrestGump]

5. Hey, bohwah

they's fahtin' wuds war ah'm frohm...:P

Not really...I was just practcting my Really Bad Southern Accent.

[KitchenWitch]

2. Yummy!

You are also a babe magnet! :hi:

[ForrestGump]

7. Hey, babe

:loveya:

You seem to be stuck to me. This could be interesting... :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

10. like glue, baybee, like glue!

:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

16. Glue? That's not...

um...never mind. :blush:



:D



:evilgrin:


:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

18. ...

:woohoo:

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

19. I like it when you run back and forth

:D




Especially without a sports bra <--- I didn't say this...someone else logged into my DU account and said it. I'm so totally not like that! :o

[KitchenWitch]

23. Like this?

:bounce::bounce:

[ForrestGump]

25. They have eyes and hands?

Boy, it has been a long time since I saw some! :o




Action replay: <--- vague mammary memory...

[KitchenWitch]

28. No, no eyes and hands

they do look more like your smiley!

[ForrestGump]

30. Speaking of eyes and hands:

I'd better make mine behave... :blush:

:loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Meh. That's just good balance

Show us one stuck to your ass and I'll be impressed.



Except then I'd have to look at your ass. :scared:

[ForrestGump]

8. My bootie

would inspire you to switch teams, dude.

I am that bootylicious.

Heath and jake got nuthin' on me... :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. I've seen more rockin' guy tocks than you'll ever have

Hey, I've walked around the Castro in SF. If I were ever gonna jump to the American League, it woulda been then.

[ForrestGump]

17. Bicycle shorts

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. The Castro

Buttless chaps.

[ForrestGump]

24. You mean lads who have no tobacco products,

or men without but-tocks? :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Men with tocks

Quite obviously.

[ForrestGump]

27. My mistate. I got tonfused. I had no tonception that you had that

partitular speech impediment.

Sorry...

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. LOL!

Shit, I never thought o' that. :rofl:



I can't say the letter 'B', though.

'C'?

Yes, that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a spoolboy. I was attacked by a bat.

A cat?

No, a bat.

Can you say the letter 'K'?

Oh, yes — khaki, king, kettle, Kuwait, Keble Bollege Oxford...

Why don't you say the letter 'K' instead of the letter 'C'?

You mean... spell "bolour" with a 'K'?

Yes.

"Kolour." Oh, that's very good, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt!

[FuzzySlippers]

4. Southlandshari's gonna be all over you.

:o

[ForrestGump]

6. Promises, promises

:P

:hug:

I don't see her yet. Shewt...ah'm losin' mah touch...

[southlandshari]

9. I beg your pardon, Gump.

I have never promised you anything.




















But I will tell you that you have most definitely not lost your touch.

:P

[ForrestGump]

11. My touch has been known to

Hey. How'd that happen? :P

[southlandshari]

12. Oh my! You too?

Every time I try to post something about you I ge

[ForrestGump]

13. I don't know what it's about, but I'm feeling

[southlandshari]

15. Holy moly, Gump!

Do you think someone is trying to tel

[billyskank]

20. Hey Shari!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :hug:

:hi:

[southlandshari]

31. Hey!!!

Wouldn't you know, you replied to my last post of the early morning, about one minute after I logged off.

:(


Sorry for the delayed response - but great to see you! Is your friend there now?

Lookie here....we'll have a new member starting tonight!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4601748

:D

[billyskank]

33. That often happens to me

I will see one of my friends, see the time of their post is just a minute ago, and happily reply to them. In that minute they have logged off and gone to bed! :)

Yes, my friend is with me right now. He is a very good cook. :)

:hug:

[ForrestGump]

21. I think that

And, furthermore,

and that's all I have to say about that. :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. Hey!

Nice pants! :hi: