Worst Pick Up lines EVER top these:

[elshiva]

"I love every bone in your body, especially mine."
"Part me like the Red Sea."
"That dress looks becoming on you, and if I were on you I'd be coming on you, too."
"That's a mirror dress, cos I can see myself in it."

:eyes:

[ZombieNixon]

1. DU needs a :convulsive twitching: smiley.

Those are terrible!

[Wetzelbill]

2. "You look like you just got whupped by a purty stick"

[elshiva]

5. LOL! "You wanna go make out honey?"

[Wetzelbill]

10. that would work on me

:)

Typically a woman would just have to snap her fingers and that pretty much works too. :)

[PittPoliSci]

3. the bone in your body one...

wow...i can't imagine anyone ever saying that without getting their ass kicked.

[elshiva]

4. Actually, I heard it in a Johns Hopkins Humor Mag

that is written by frat boys. Who knows, the writer or one of his friends may have used it?

[Common Sense Party]

32. And it probably worked on a drunk sorority girl. nt

[PittPoliSci]

42. probably.

awful, truly, awful.

[rustydog]

6. I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?

[elshiva]

7. "Hey, Angel, How was heaven when you left it?"

"Wanna push in my stool?" (reportedly a gay male pick up line)

[Richard Steele]

8. "Hello, my name is Dick Steele". eom

[elshiva]

9. Hello, my name is Jack Mehoff, Jack Mehoff, please."

[Wetzelbill]

11. Alphebetically speaking, U R A QT

:: groan ::

[elshiva]

12. "I just love how that dress rides on you."

:eyes:

[Wetzelbill]

13. "Is your dad rich?"

[elshiva]

14. "Is your mom as sexy as you?"

That's the only line I think that I'd find more repulsive.
Gold digger vs. incestor...

[Wetzelbill]

15. "Is your mom sexy and rich?"

combine them. That's totally classy. :)

[elshiva]

16. Reminds me of the Zombies' song, "Time of the Season"

What's your name
Who's your daddy
Is he rich like me?

[GOPisEvil]

17. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!

:eyes:

[DanCa]

18. Your as purdy as my cousin - republican pick up line.

And there my classic um de ah um de ah uhm de ah

[Wetzelbill]

19. Yer trailer court or mine?

:)

[DanCa]

20. Do you wanna go to the dumps for a rat shoot.

Remeber to roll down yer winda first.

[DanCa]

22. Hey bring your mom it'd be twice as fun . :D

[ragin_acadian]

21. do you have a little Acadian in you?

no?

would you like some?

[elshiva]

23. "Would you like some milk in your coffee?"

Lame ass white guy trying to pick up a black woman.

[Porcupine]

26. "White Boy Puhleeeze........spare me"

heard that particular exchange live.

[elshiva]

28. "I'd like to dip into some chocolate."

:eyes:

[ragin_acadian]

35. wow.

at this moment, the office of RA would like to make a public service announcement:

Ragin_Acadian is not white.

He is in fact, Canadian.

[Vektor]

38. Oh god that is AWFUL.

Have you WITNESSED this?

:rofl:

[Porcupine]

24. Aren't you here to get laid? Thas why I'm here......... let's go.

It's accurate but totally useless outside of a University district.

[hiaasenrocks]

25. "You know what would go great with those earrings?

Your ankles."

[elshiva]

27. My reply: You know what would make great earrings?

Your testicles.

[Porcupine]

29. About the right size too I reckon.....

.

[ZombieNixon]

30. I'm sine squared theta, you're cosine squared theta.

Together we are one. :evilgrin:

[elshiva]

31. LOL! Like 4 minus 3 we are 1.

Now that I understand!

[hobo_baggins]

33. You must be jello, cuz pudding don't shake like that

I thought very fine only came in a bottle

[BuelahWitch]

34. Do you believe in the Hereafter?

If you're not here after what I'm here after, you're going to be here after I'm gone...

[Bucky]

36. You are so attractive, I just had an orgasm in my pants.

That one NEVER works.

[Vektor]

37. I think I just received the worst EVER pick-up line.

Apparently, some redneck was so enthused over the picture in my "myspace" profile, which, by the way, is my WEDDING PICTURE, that he felt compelled to ignore the banner at the top of my page specifically asking men seeking to hook up NOT to contact me since I am married, and send me the following message:

"girl you are sooooo hot that I'd suck a dick to get a piece of your fine self"

Ok, sure, you go ahead and suck that dick, buddy, and maybe I'll get back to you.

[JVS]

39. Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd sure like to tap that ass!

[datasuspect]

40. "did it hurt?"

girl gives confused sickened look and says "what?"

"when you fell from heaven baby . . ."

[JVS]

41. Only works in loud dance club: "hey do you wanna dance?"...

if she starts dancing with you, fine.

if there is some kind of head shake or no, say more loudly "I said, you look fat in those pants!"