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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:02 PM Original message |
Worst Pick Up lines EVER top these: |
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ZombieNixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:03 PM Response to Original message |
1. DU needs a :convulsive twitching: smiley. |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
2. "You look like you just got whupped by a purty stick" |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:11 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. LOL! "You wanna go make out honey?" |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:27 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. that would work on me |
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PittPoliSci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
3. the bone in your body one... |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:10 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Actually, I heard it in a Johns Hopkins Humor Mag |
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Common Sense Party (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 01:10 AM Response to Reply #4 |
32. And it probably worked on a drunk sorority girl. nt |
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PittPoliSci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-17-06 12:15 AM Response to Reply #32 |
42. probably. |
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rustydog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
6. I forgot my phone number, can I have yours? |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:14 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. "Hey, Angel, How was heaven when you left it?" |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:15 PM Response to Original message |
8. "Hello, my name is Dick Steele". eom |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:22 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Hello, my name is Jack Mehoff, Jack Mehoff, please." |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:28 PM Response to Original message |
11. Alphebetically speaking, U R A QT |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:32 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. "I just love how that dress rides on you." |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:35 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. "Is your dad rich?" |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:37 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. "Is your mom as sexy as you?" |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:42 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. "Is your mom sexy and rich?" |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:45 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Reminds me of the Zombies' song, "Time of the Season" |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:46 PM Response to Original message |
17. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day! |
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DanCa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:47 PM Response to Original message |
18. Your as purdy as my cousin - republican pick up line. |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:48 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Yer trailer court or mine? |
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DanCa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:50 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Do you wanna go to the dumps for a rat shoot. |
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DanCa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:55 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. Hey bring your mom it'd be twice as fun . :D |
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ragin_acadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:53 PM Response to Original message |
21. do you have a little Acadian in you? |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:56 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. "Would you like some milk in your coffee?" |
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Porcupine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 12:00 AM Response to Reply #23 |
26. "White Boy Puhleeeze........spare me" |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 12:02 AM Response to Reply #26 |
28. "I'd like to dip into some chocolate." |
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ragin_acadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 03:19 AM Response to Reply #23 |
35. wow. |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 05:38 AM Response to Reply #23 |
38. Oh god that is AWFUL. |
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Porcupine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:57 PM Response to Original message |
24. Aren't you here to get laid? Thas why I'm here......... let's go. |
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hiaasenrocks (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-15-06 11:58 PM Response to Original message |
25. "You know what would go great with those earrings? |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 12:01 AM Response to Reply #25 |
27. My reply: You know what would make great earrings? |
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Porcupine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 12:50 AM Response to Reply #27 |
29. About the right size too I reckon..... |
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ZombieNixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 12:55 AM Response to Original message |
30. I'm sine squared theta, you're cosine squared theta. |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 12:58 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. LOL! Like 4 minus 3 we are 1. |
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hobo_baggins (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 02:10 AM Response to Original message |
33. You must be jello, cuz pudding don't shake like that |
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BuelahWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 03:17 AM Response to Original message |
34. Do you believe in the Hereafter? |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 05:21 AM Response to Original message |
36. You are so attractive, I just had an orgasm in my pants. |
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Vektor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 05:34 AM Response to Original message |
37. I think I just received the worst EVER pick-up line. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 06:17 AM Response to Original message |
39. Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd sure like to tap that ass! |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 08:34 AM Response to Original message |
40. "did it hurt?" |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-16-06 08:36 AM Response to Original message |
41. Only works in loud dance club: "hey do you wanna dance?"... |
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