MrsG wants to know: "What Would Brian Boitano Do?"

[Zomby Woof]

Well, this is what happens when you watch figure skating on TV. :P

From "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut":

What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through.
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold, he did two solchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold.
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire-breath and saved the maidens, fair.
Brian! S-s-skate! Brian! Live!
So what would Brian Boitano'd do if he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two.
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
Brian! Skate! Brian! Live!
When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king and saved us all agian.
When Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kublai Khan! '
Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-bo-dy!
No! Brian!
Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.
AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!
AAAHHHH!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!
AAAHHHH!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!
Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!


:D

[jakefrep]

1. Blame Canada!

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. for shame! I didn't ask that...I made up an excuse(!!!) for why I watch

the stuff. ;)

[Zomby Woof]

3. Nini and I have a running joke...

The skating rink that Michelle Kwan first practiced her ice skating at is just a few blocks from where we live. EVERY time we drive by it, she points that out. It's tradition!

Thou shalt not speak ill of Michelle Kwan in our household. :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. hehehe!

:hi: