It just gets weirder and weirder

[Loonman]

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/04/leisure.jackson.reut/

Jackson, who underwent a "blood bath" as part of the ritual, then ordered his former business adviser Myung-Ho Lee to wire $150,000 to a bank in Mali for a voodoo chief named Baba, who sacrificed 42 cows for the ceremony, the magazine reported.

[DuctapeFatwa]

1. Come on, everybody knows it takes more than 42 cows to kill Spielberg

All the 42-cow job does is make him produce another movie.

That reporter should get his facts straight.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

2. Well, that explains it...

No wonder Steven Spielberg has had so little success in the entertainment industry.

[Kolesar]

3. Skinner, New Rule! Jacko threads must be clearly labeled in subject line

Come on, you are the webmaster, the omnipotent one.