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Koyaanisqatsi Donating Member (126 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 10:24 AM
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ROBOT (Joke for the day)
Got this in email. Sorry if you've seen it already. :) (Thanks for the laugh ZuZu).

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"


The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual
proclivities.



The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides
to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in
for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink
and asks him, "What's your IQ?"



The man responds, "about a 100."


Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR,
baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.



Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one
more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's
your IQ?"


The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."


And the robot says... real slowly,

"So.............. ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
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