The DS1 Poetry thread

[DS1]

FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store
and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[underpants]

1. bass boat

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Adding to the men's: "And a flat head and handlebars for ears"

The flat head being there so one has a place to put one's beer.

[Heidi]

3. I agree with that assessment, Rabrrrrrr, because

the author obviously would be a beer drinker.

[DS1]

4. Beer?

Did he ask for a beer store? :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. .

[matcom]

6. you forgot something

she also needs a twin bi-sexual sister who is also a nymphomaniac :D

[DS1]

7. that's...

incestuous twin bi-sexual sister

so they can entertain themselves while I'm watching the teevee :D

[matcom]

8. YES!

and while i play XBox :bounce: