VIKINGS

[GirlinContempt]

Those pointy horn hatted bastards!

If theres one thing I think we can all agree on, it's that vikings are total jerks.

Not so tough out there in Gimli, now, are ya, bastards!

[GirlinContempt]

1. .

[Dave Reynolds]

2. Me too,

but I miss what makes this lockable.

They still have access to water, and may still be a threat.

[GirlinContempt]

3. Clearly

I'm being bigoted towards a culture. A culture thats been dead for a long time, mind you, but I'm still a horrible person.

[Dave Reynolds]

4. Oh, that.

Fuck 'em. If the looting and pillaging can't keep them alive, they deserve to be dead.

[GirlinContempt]

6. DOWN WITH VIKINGS!

They couldn't even get piracy right

[alarimer]

22. And they didn't even manage to make the playoffs

But if they did they would only have choked!

[TheBaldyMan]

12. excuse me but i'm a viking and very much alive

i have the freaky beard and thick skull to prove it.

[TheBaldyMan]

5. Stone me, Little Britain is a real place

[TreasonousBastard]

7. Vikings did not wear horned hats! But...

they were not nice at all. Not at all.

You, too, can raid, kill, rape, loot and plunder all you want at:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ancient/vikings/launch_gms_viking_quest.shtml

(Oh, THOSE Vikings. Never mind.)

[GirlinContempt]

8. Vikings totally wore the hats.

Just go to Gimli, they'll set you straigt

[TreasonousBastard]

17. DID NOT! It was all stolen from those neat hats...

invented for Die Valkerie.

Anyway, I can't imagine being in Grimli, especially this August. I could handle the looting and pillaging, even the Hangikjöt, but they'll try to feed me lutefisk, won't they?

And remember, real Vikings didn't bathe.

[sasquatch]

9. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!

[Beausoir]

10. OK. Now you've made me angry. Off go my fur-lined mittens.

See this guy? That is The Messiah of all Vikings. Big Ole. He's from my hometown. He's my homeboy.

Don't make me make him kick your ass!

Vikings Ruled!

[JVS]

13. Alexandria MN Forever!

The Runestone is real despite all evidence to the contrary

[Beausoir]

15. Ya, you betcha.

It exists! I've seen it with my own eyes!

I hail from the TRUE birthplace of America!!

[JVS]

16. I too have seen it. My family used to vacation on Lake Carlos

[GirlinContempt]

18. Fuck that noise

Vikings, clearly, did not rule. Where are they now, I ask?
SHITFUCK GIMLI THATS WHERE

(I think I've watched too much trailer park boys lately)

[SiobhanClancy]

11. The Great Viking Cultural Revival...

is coming...just wait.

[JVS]

14. Vikings are totally sweet. They're like white ninjas

[GirlinContempt]

19. ugh

I don't come here to listen to this pro-viking bullshit

[hfojvt]

21. he only likes them because they lose to the Steelers in the Superbowl

but then again, most teams do.

[GirlinContempt]

20. Kicked

for dolo amber