Why is everyone persecuting me??

[fudge stripe cookays]

jealous jealous, they're all jealous

i'm jealous

you're jealous

we're jealous

the mods are jealous

the mark, search & lobby icons at the top of the page are jealous

my scroll bar is jealous

my monitor is also jealous

jealous jealous jealous jealousy




Or not.

[RevCheesehead]

1. Life's a bitch, eh?

:evilgrin:

Hey, FSK! :hi:

We're doing a Milwaukee meetup in a couple of weeks! Wanna visit?

[fudge stripe cookays]

Awww! Wish I could!

My traveling/genealogy budget is SEVERELY limited right now being unemployed. I just found a mess of new genealogy cousins there too!

If I get a chance to make it by, you'll be the first to know!

fsc

[Shine]

2. Michael Jackson, is that YOU??

:rofl:

[fudge stripe cookays]

5. I'll never tell! n/t

[Miss Marmelstein]

3. Because I'm jealous...

what other reason is there?

[asthmaticeog]

4. OMG LOL FLPWGT! AWESOME thread! I'm so JEALOUS!

:loveya:

[datasuspect]

6. i think it's because you're a christian

[fudge stripe cookays]

8. I am?

Oh, OK. If you say so. :rofl:

[datasuspect]

11. well if you are, it'd be a good place to start

insofar as persecution and alienating centrist voters is concerned.

[FuzzySlippers]

7. I hate you because you're beautiful.

;-)

[RevCheesehead]

9. Wasn't that a hair coloring commercial?

Either that, or some kinda night-cream. :shrug:

:evilgrin:

[FuzzySlippers]

12. Wasn't it "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."?

I think it was for conditioner or sumthin'.:D

[fudge stripe cookays]

14. Preference, maybe?

by L'oreal?

[RevCheesehead]

20. That's it!

I always said (to the TV), "please. Get over yourself."

[fudge stripe cookays]

10. Bee-yotch.

You're supposed to worship me, and pay me homage.

[FuzzySlippers]

16. Hey! I'm a gorgeous woman with an ugly boyfriend.

I'm not superficial like you.:o

[fudge stripe cookays]

21. Well, I'm an ugly woman...

with a gorgeous dog. Top that!

:P

[RevCheesehead]

22. ...

:rofl: It's a two-fer! :spray:

[elshiva]

13. I LOVE YOU!

:loveya:

[fudge stripe cookays]

15. Well...

I have arrived, then!

[elshiva]

17. What do you mean by that? Just curious...

:shrug:

[fudge stripe cookays]

18. Um...

it means thanks for posting something nice?

[elshiva]

19. DUH! Thanks!

:blush:

[Sugar Smack]

23. I'm not jealous.

I'm ENVIOUS! ENVY! ENVY! ENVY! I WANT WHAT YOU HAVE NOW, NOW! Fork it over!
I'm COVETING and HATING and ENVYING and, finally, persecuting.

*tears rest of hair out*

[no name no slogan]

24. oh fer fucks sake

Have I told you lately that I {heart} you? :loveya:

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

25. JEALOUS!

:rofl:

[Name removed]

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[Left Is Write]

27. Why is everybody always pickin' on me?

[hfojvt]

35. she's gonna get caught just you wait and see

that sweet Georgia Brown

[cleofus1]

28. baby jesus made you cut your finger

because of your hubris...you carry it around like a purse...or like flour on a baker...or like splinters in a lumberjacks fingers...

don't blame me...it's not jealosy...it's baby jesus that punishes you...

by the way...how is your finger? i hope you're feeling better

[fudge stripe cookays]

29. Aw thanks, Cleo!

Much better thanks. It's healed up, almost like new.

I can tell the skin is thinner there now though. If I bump it I can feel it a lot more than before!

fsc

[cleofus1]

30. when you use knifes

eventually you cut yourself...ouch...i know from personal experiance...i actually stabbed myself in the hand once...boy was my face red...

i'm glad you are feeling better!

[fudge stripe cookays]

31. It was actually one of these:

http://www.sharpknives.com/gourmets_toolbox_pages/matfer_mandoline_1000.htm

Get that finger going at a nice oblique angle toward the blade, and.....


YOW!

[EstimatedProphet]

32. A-F*cking-Men v 2.0!

[swag]

33. Darn. Judging from the subject line, I had thought there would be some

tits.

[FuzzySlippers]

34. Here are some tits for ya, swag.

[swag]

36. Good God!