My satellite radio went out today and I am pissed!

[proud2BlibKansan]

Just had to share. :grr:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Which model do you have?

Let me guess: Delphi Roady 2

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. XM in my car

I got 3 months free with my new car. But the dealer took my credit card info and (supposedly) set up my account to kick in when my free time expired. I think it got shut off today. And it hasn't been 3 months yet!!

[DainBramaged]

5. Call XM tomorrow your id on channel 1 I think

http://www.xmradio.com/index.jsp

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. I emailed the dealer

I am going to let them earn their money and take care of it for me.

[DainBramaged]

12. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, that's like trusting Bush, uh Nixon 2.0. I IT admin for dealers. They are pigs period. They will tell you sorry instructions in your owners manual addendum.

[proud2BlibKansan]

16. I figure they will give me something free for my troubles

I love car dealers. They kiss my ass. I already have free oil changes. I figure maybe another free 3 months of XM.

[DainBramaged]

19. Free oil changes

I wouldn't put the shit from the 55 gal drum in my lawn mower. Usually the cheapest per GALLON priced crap Shell or Quaker state offers. Like $2 a GALLON. And $1.25 Wix oil filters. HOPING that that magic bullet of dirt gets in so you spin a bearing or sludge up the oil passages in 10000 miles like the Volkswagens do.

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. I don't have to pay for any repairs either

I am telling you - they like me. I have free maintenance and oil changes for as long as I own the car. It's a cool car too.

[DainBramaged]

22. Let me guess A Chrysler product or BMW

Either way, I'm glad someone likes you. I wish someone liked me enough to give me a new Bentley Continental GT.:cry:

[proud2BlibKansan]

25. Scion xA

[DainBramaged]

27. Damn, coffee grinder, forgot about them

I keep thinking about people who I know who don't buy cool cars anymore, but rather mundane ones.

[proud2BlibKansan]

30. Hey it's really cool

Ask evl. He has ridden in it.

[DainBramaged]

35. I realize, XA woud be my choice, all the bling too

[proud2BlibKansan]

36. The xBs are ugly though

[DainBramaged]

41. Good "pie wagons"

[proud2BlibKansan]

42. They are amazingly big on the inside

but damn they are butt ugly.

[DainBramaged]

32. Oh and the "label" cookie cutter for ol farts like me

cutting edge=grinders, folks who do their own thing.

[GOPisEvil]

8. Oooooooohhhhh...that kind of "went out".

Yeah, I've found XM's customer service to be really helpful. Maybe a quick phone call combined with a swift kick to your dealer's ass will correct the problem.

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. I just kicked the dealer's ass in an email

I am hoping they will call me before I have to call them. They PROMISED my service would NOT be interrupted when my free time expired. And it shouldn't have expired yet.

[DainBramaged]

2. Who's it go out with?

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. I LOVE your user name.

And I am so jealous; wish I had thought of it.

[DainBramaged]

10. Sure, but you have to be dain bramaged to think of this

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. I am

That's why I didn't think of the name first.

[DainBramaged]

15. HAHAHAHA

They're coming to take us both away then.

[evlbstrd]

3. It's under warranty, right?

More an inconvenience. But I understand.

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. It got turned off

It still works, but I am getting the 'welcome to XM, call to set up your account' message.

And I got in my car this afternoon really looking forward to Randi. Damn. I was pissed.

[evlbstrd]

13. I've since read the other replies.

Yeah, rip the dealer a new one.

[proud2BlibKansan]

17. I am looking forward to it

It's actually a pretty good dealer. I have bought cars there for YEARS. They like me.

As soon as I get this radio deal settled, I am going to hit them up to move my cruise control knob. I am too short to see it - it's behind the steering wheel. Dumb design.

[evlbstrd]

18. In that case,

get some thrusters put on it. Then you can fly.

[proud2BlibKansan]

21. I am thinking of asking for a convertible top too

and that color - it's boring.

Oh and if you know anyone who wants to buy a car, I get $50 for every referral. :)

[evlbstrd]

OK.

But I know mostly poor people.
Hey, get some of those spinning wheel covers and the little running lights, too.

[proud2BlibKansan]

26. LOL I asked for those spinning wheels

I work in the hood. I figured I would fit in with cool wheels.

[evlbstrd]

33. All the kids would think you're the bees knees.

Or whatever it is kids say these days.

[proud2BlibKansan]

38. "Tight" has been the in word for awhile now among 10 yr olds

My own personal children say "That's the shit" but I don't hear that one at school. LOL

[evlbstrd]

39. I've heard "pimpin'" from my little angel.

I can't wait to find out what his prison name is going to be.

[proud2BlibKansan]

44. Nah you need to kill him before he gets his jumpsuit

If he gets popped over here in KS, he gets to wear jumpsuit orange. :woohoo:

[evlbstrd]

46. I want to see it on teevee first.

I'll need to tape it.
It's orange over here, too. He's blonde, so he'll look good in it.

[proud2BlibKansan]

47. I think you can watch arraignments on cable teevee here in Kansass

I'll ask my pride and joy. He would know.

You know we need to keep your kid away from mine. That is a scary partnership.

[evlbstrd]

50. Sweet Jeebus.

At all costs. Together, they'd go national. America's Most Wanted, or Cops.

[proud2BlibKansan]

52. You know I know one of the guards at Jackson County jail

Just sayin . . .

I also know a bunch of DJOs.

That could be useful info one day.

[evlbstrd]

54. I know a deupty Wyandotte County sheriff.

But I already told you about Barney Fife.

[proud2BlibKansan]

55. My cousin is a defense atty in WY CO

That reminds me, I forgot to call that ACLU guy today. Damn.

[evlbstrd]

57. Don't forget that.

You only have, what, five years left to take care of it?

[proud2BlibKansan]

59. Unless I retire

And I may.

[evlbstrd]

61. Get rid of it anyway.

You don't want to be excluded from South Dakota forever, do you?

[proud2BlibKansan]

63. MT Rushmore is calling me

You are right.

[evlbstrd]

65. Ha ha ha ha ha!

I don't think you can human and not hear that call.

[evlbstrd]

23. delete

did it again

[proud2BlibKansan]

28. I learned my lesson

I ain't sayin a thing. I just finished cleaning up your spit.

[evlbstrd]

29. Aversion therapy.

Works great.

[proud2BlibKansan]

31. That and you ARE bigger than me.

[evlbstrd]

37. But you're a teacher.

I'm afraid of you.

[proud2BlibKansan]

40. Good you should be

And you better have your homework done.

Hey I sent a kid home today! By the time Mom arrived to pick him up, he was putty in my hands. Little shit. He'll never throw any food in the cafeteria again.

I was a major smart ass with him. He is new. I told him they may have thrown food where he came from and he may even do it at home but he isn't doing that on MY watch. Little shit. :)

[evlbstrd]

43. Yes, ma'am!

That's the way to do it. You can't let those little fuckers push you around. You're bigger than they are. And you're car is gonna be so pimpin'.

[proud2BlibKansan]

45. When they are in BIG trouble, I tell them

"You are SO lucky my car isn't paid for yet. I need this job."

[evlbstrd]

48. My dad's last job was as a janitor in an elementary school.

He used to put the kids in his trash cans. They loved the shit out of him. The whole school threw him a party when he left.

[proud2BlibKansan]

49. Our janitor gives them a dollar if they have a good report card

He is awesome. I invited him to take off work tomorrow night and come to Jazz with us.

[evlbstrd]

51. I hope he does.

I always tried to be nice to the janitors. They cleaned up enough of my puke when I was smaller.

[proud2BlibKansan]

53. He brings me presents

Cause I let him hide in my room. I don't care if he doesn't clean the rest of the school. He takes GOOD care of me. You could eat off the floor in my classroom.

[evlbstrd]

56. People in his position are too often overlooked.

Yours, too, for that matter. But, if you treat them right, they'll treat you right.

[proud2BlibKansan]

58. They tried to fire him a couple years ago

He's that good with the kids.

We have another one who is a lazy MF. I think he stirred up shit for the good one, made up some crap and reported it to the boss.

[evlbstrd]

60. I'm glad he survived the attempted coup.

Make up crap about the lazy guy. Better yet, tell the truth.

[proud2BlibKansan]

62. He smokes crack

at work.

That's YOUR tax dollars paying his salary you know.

[evlbstrd]

64. And we're afraid of drugs?

There is no fucking way he should be working in any school or around children.

[proud2BlibKansan]

66. I know, you know, any thinking person knows that

He has just been lucky enough not to be caught by the right person.

[evlbstrd]

67. Maybe I can lurk.

Try to spot the asshole.
Although, the lurking part may be difficult to explain.

[proud2BlibKansan]

68. Yeah not a good idea these days

But you are welcome to come be a guest reader in my classroom any day.

[evlbstrd]

69. Hey, that would be very cool.

Give me some idea of what the kids would respond to. I'll make a performance of it.

[DainBramaged]

24. What about the die cast ones

Never mind, I just thought.....:evilgrin:

[proud2BlibKansan]

34. Cool idea

I will have to check into those.

I gotta pimp my ride.