Democrat Sen. Russ Feingold has taken the pilot seat of the Russ Feingold for President airliner. Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel is the co-pilot. Flight attendants guarding the cockpit door are Democrat senators Barbara Boxer and Harry Reid.
The Feingold airliner is being fueled by wealthy, left-wing activists. The first-class passenger list is overbooked with main-stream-media types clamoring for a Feingold sound bite. Now boarding in coach are al-Qaida terrorists living in the United States who, thanks to the New York Times and presidential wannabe Feingold, are free to move about the cabin without the fear of the National Security Agency listening into international phone calls involving al-Qaida suspects.
By playing politics with American lives, the Feingold airliner is acting in concert with al-Qaida terrorists looking to kill Americans. Captain Feingold announces to his passengers that it's "an absurd idea" to listen in and "an outrageous power grab" by President Bush. Now safe and smiling in their seats, al-Qaida terrorists continue along on the Feingold non-stop flights to the camera lights of CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS and MSNBC.
The Feingold flight plan doesn't include demanding congressional hearings of the leaking of confidential information on our national security. The flight plan doesn't demand who in Congress or the State Department is the saboteur. Instead, the Feingold airliner continues to soar to the left, so greedy to gain political power that he ignores the lives of all Americans.
It's time for all conservatives to act like the heroes aboard United Flight 93 who overpowered the terrorists on board and kept the plane from crashing into our nation's capital. We need to get out of our seats and tell our Sen. Feingold he's unfit to become our president and we won't fly on the Russ Feingold airliner.
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