If DU forced you to change your screen name, what would be your new name?

[LynneSin]

Suppose Skinner PM'd you and said that you could no longer use your current screen name and you had to pick a new one. What name would you pick?

[leftofthedial]

1. planB

[ForrestGump]

2. Skinner_And_ Ann_Coulter_ Up_A_Tree_K. I. S. S. I. N. G.

Rolls right off the tongue.

[LynneSin]

3. I think there is a limit to the number of characters it can be

And ew - I've met Mrs. Skinner - he has excellent taste in women!

[ForrestGump]

6. Darn. Foiled again. Okay: JimmyJazzBottom

It's legendary, apparently. :-)

[kick-ass-bob]

4. Delaware-tolls-suck.

:bounce::bounce:

[LynneSin]

5. Mine: Kick-Ass-Bob_and_ North_Carolina_SUCK

:loveya:

[kick-ass-bob]

8. Didn't you just say there is a maximum length?

:D

:loveya: 2

[LynneSin]

10. I'm always the exception to the rule

Once you learn that you'll be able to manage to thrive in this lifetime!

[cssmall]

7. CCCPmall

Which is what the unmentionables called me in their typical intelligent banter, I think of it as a badge of honor. :rofl:

[Taverner]

9. THX1138

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. WhimsicalThrowPillowsRMe

[evlbstrd]

12. Evil Bastard.

Including the period.

[Initech]

13. I'd use a name after one of my favorite Zappa tunes: Greggory Peckary

[LynneSin]

14. My new screen name would either be Zoso or Herradura

I've used those names on other sites

[Burma Jones]

15. Rumpus

[hfojvt]

16. that's easy

jejpu

[redqueen]

37. Going for opposites?

:hi:

[hfojvt]

40. really I should have thought of

xjtf :pals:

the possibilities are endless. I could just go with fdmhtr, but that is too close to FDR hater.

[Wapsie B]

17. Jennifer _Fitzgerald

The only downside is I'd be getting hit on all the time by guys. That is if I didn't show her pic.
:rofl:

[Richardo]

18. LynneSin...

...after all, it would be available. :)

[LynneSin]

21. No, it would be retired forever and ever and ever

so there!

[skygazer]

19. stargazer

Half the people here call me that anyway.

[Mumble]

20. Pinky the Finger

I like the sound of it better than Kick-Ass-Pinky.

[ghostsofgiants]

22. Probably subvertanddestroy

Since that's what I use for almost everything else these days.

[LeftyMom]

23. Lain Iwakura

[qnr]

24. I'd just stop posting. I've had this since 1981 n/t

[hippiechick]

25. "That Evil Bitch"

... at least, according to some folks around here ...

[Mrs. Venation]

26. Mrs. Katzenengel

Hi, Bertha!

:loveya:

[bertha katzenengel]

56. Hey, Good Lookin'

:loveya:

[BikeWriter]

27. I'd change mine to Locking.

[Shell Beau]

28. Shelley Belly!

B/c that is what people called me. It rhymes! :shrug:

[southlandshari]

29. Popcorn

Hell, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em...

:popcorn: x a brazillion!!!!

[rbnyc]

30. snailhead

I'll give a prize to anyone who knows the reference.

[Call Me Wesley]

31. Brazilian. (nt)

[StaggerLee]

32. chucklenuts

'cause the term makes me laugh

[KitchenWitch]

33. GerryMander

[LynneSin]

41. You could officially use this name....

IWonTheDUFantasyFootballLeagueAndEveryoneElseSucks

But only for a year then you need to get a new screen name!

[KitchenWitch]

42. True

But I would have to beat Finn again next year to keep it!

[LynneSin]

44. Actually you'd have to beat me

since my Eagles will be coming back strong in 2006

[KitchenWitch]

46. You are probably right!

I want to thank you, by the way, for letting me play in your league. I had a blast!

[LynneSin]

49. I'll make sure you get in the league next year

I don't publicize the password until we get the regulars back into the league. We always lose a few but you can be guarenteed that Finn, Earlg, GOPisEvil and myself will be back along with a few other regulars!

[cfield]

34. c_lower

Because my husband and I are soon changing our last name from Field to Lower (pronounced like flower minus the f) and I'm not creative enough to come up with something better. Unless I could get away with FuckYouGDubYouRuinedAmericaButIRefuseToLetYouRuinMyLifeSoI'llSpendTheRestOfMyDaysDoingEverythingICanToSeeYouRuinedYouFuckTard.

[redqueen]

35. Lysistrata

Or maybe happy fun ball. I always liked using that one.
Or space monkey.
Or ...

[AngryAmish]

36. I really wanted to change it to Ron Mexico

but Ron Mexico beat me to it.

[LSK]

38. cant believe nobody chose "Named removed"

:shrug:

[Left Is Write]

39. petersgirl

It's what I use everywhere else and was my original name here at DU.

[Deja Q]

43. Mr. Flibble or VilAvon

:D

[Squatch]

45. Vagina_Onmylog

it's a TV show or something.

[madeline_con]

51. ROFLMAO!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

47. Name Removed

Just to screw with you all!

[CanuckAmok]

48. "Skinner".

n/t

[no name no slogan]

50. Mike Oxlong

[madeline_con]

52. Deleted. n/t

[madinmaryland]

53. If the election was not stolen in 2004,

I would have changed my screen name. Kind of a moot point now, unless Fitzmas day comes early this year!

[Arugula Latte]

54. ThomasKinkadeFan

Just to piss people off!

[tatertop]

55. tatertopwithhamburgergravyslop

[Spider Jerusalem]

57. This Space Intentionally Left Blank

(n/t)

[Blue_Tires]

58. NaderIsOurOnlyChoiceFor'08

lol

[jobycom]

68. ROFL! Every thread you started would be 200+ posts

and you wouldn't even have to say anything!

Now, if you could work PETA into that name, too...

[MissMillie]

59. Bad-ass Millie

Or something penguin related.

[Sugar Smack]

60. "Thatllteachya"

or maybe "gf", which would be fun.

[Hugin]

61. "!"

Then nobody would know what to call me.

[Xipe Totec]

69. How about "The DUer formerly know as Prag"?

:hide:

[DinahMoeHum]

62. BaritoneWoman

another Frank Zappa character, doncha know??

:evilgrin:

[UncleSepp]

63. AsaJew

Long but funny story :-D

[JVS]

64. colonel angus

[Starbucks Anarchist]

65. Lance Uppercut.

A :toast: to anyone who gets the reference.

[Xipe Totec]

66. Citlal Popoca

The Comet (Star-Smoke)

Because I make random and infrequent appearances.

[jobycom]

67. LordJobycom.

I'm not real creative, but damn I have a big ego.

[ContraBass Black]

70. Gravity.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

71. attentionwhore

[Xithras]

72. ProfessorByte

I use it on a number of other boards on the Internet. I don't remember why I didn't use it here in the first place, but I've wished that I could change it more than once (FYI, I'm a college computer science professor).

[grace0418]

73. Hunka Somethin. n/t

[Dave Reynolds]

74. Gluteus Maximus. nt