Let's gang up on Khashka night is officially over

[khashka]

Or I'm taking all my toys and going to Free Republic.

You'll miss me when I'm gone....

Khash.

[tjwmason]

1. Please don't go.

---throws himself at Khash, grabs his ankles in a desperate bid to stop him leaving.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

Now you just tell me who has been beastly to you, and I'll arrange for them to meet with nasty accidents.

[tjwmason]

4. Oh what a surprise.

Khash ignores his defender.

He pays far more attention when I'm rude to him, so perhaps I should gang up on him.

[khashka]

9. I tried.Honestly.

I had this whole sexy, flirtatious, "TJ will dream about me" post. But the computer crashed.

Anyway, you know my love for you is a given. Although the image of you throwing yourself at my feet is one I shall treasure.

Khash.

[LeftyMom]

2. I'm sure the Freepers would love to have you and your nipple clamps

I doubt they'd ever admit it to themselves, though. ;)

[khashka]

3. I am an evangelist!

They're just a little bit shy.

Khash.

[purr]

7. Nipple clamps?? hmm....

:)

[In_The_Wind]

5. Please don't go.

I wasn't being mean to you!

Damn too many DUers are missing already!

[SOteric]

6. Oh don't be silly, you're not going to Free Republic.

You'd hurt yourself with all the laughing you'd have to do at their grammar, their odd leaps of logic, their fixation on outhouses.

[khashka]

8. Oh that's right SOteric! Just ruin my fun!

I can't even threaten you people without smartypants like SOteric taking the wind out of my sails!

Khash.

[SOteric]

32. Partypoop McSmartyPants at your service.

:hi: :7

[redqueen]

36. Outhouses?

Really?

I thought it was just the anal sex.

[Heidi]

10. I'll gang up on ya.

:evilgrin:

[khashka]

11. An offer I can not refuse

:)

Khash.

[Heidi]

12. w00t!

Wipe that smile offa yer face, kash. It's indiscrete. :rofl:

[khashka]

13. Ah ha!

She forgives me for trying to buy Wesley cheaply!

I like girls who still love me when I unsuccessfully try to steal their husbands.

LOL!

Khash.

[In_The_Wind]

14. ...

You're easy to love Khash
And a great friend too.

[Heidi]

15. Ah ha! There's nothin' to forgive.

If CMW were _your_ SO, I'd be trying to steal him from ya, so we're of like mind. :hug:

[billyskank]

16. You mean indiscreet

unless you mean to say that it is continuous or unquantised. :P

[Heidi]

17. Yeah, sometimes I'm that way about those "ete" and "eet" words.

I had just visited Forrest's thread with all of its allusions to secretions . . . :blush:

[billyskank]

18. By the way

did you stop calling Call Me Wesley "n00b" yet? :pals:

[Heidi]

19. I only call him n00b during romantic interludes.

It makes him feel special. :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

20. Ha ha!

:rofl:

[Heidi]

21. What're you ROFLing at,

n00b? :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

24. *whimper*

:cry:

[Misunderestimator]

22. Dammit ... How'd I miss that occasion?

x( :D

[swimboy]

23. Dammit!

There was continuous or unquantised ganging and I missed it entirely.

You ignore me exquisitely, sir! :loveya:

[khashka]

25. I never actually ignore you....

But abcense makes the heart grow fonder....

You can't always get what you want and whatever it is you can't get is probably what you want....

So I try to remain distant, untouchable, even noble. (Yeah, like anyone's gonna believe that.)

But I do read your posts. I don't always reply, but I certainly read. Now call me "sir" again. :) It makes me feel all warm and mushy.

Khash.

[swimboy]

27. Sir, Yes, Sir!

Thanks, Khash. I feel better now.

[swimboy]

29. Turns out bigger IS better.

:loveya:

[Deja Q]

35. Yes, I'd be more than happy to worship that big mutha too.

:loveya: :bounce:

[swimboy]

42. Hey, Hypno!

Great drooling smilie!

:hug:

[khashka]

48. Shut up, boy!

We aren't being nice to him any more. Rather date a statue than me? Sad, pathetic..... I don't have enough bad words.

Khash.
(Now put the collar and leash back on like a nice swimboy)

[swimboy]

51. Statue, schmatue!

Take a look at the acolytes!

Uh, I mean, yes sir. Very sorry, sir. It's just, I do get exuberant sometimes.

[Call Me Wesley]

26. Please don't go ...

[Dave Reynolds]

28. But it is now a new day,

so a new game is afoot.

[khashka]

30. So now my time is over....

who are we picking on today?

I could sit nicely at home and lick my wounds.... but the thought of inflicting my pain on a totally innocent person is somehow appealling. So who shall it be?

Khash.

[ScreamingMeemie]

37. Make it me....since I somehow caused the gang up...

Me, the panda baby and you...Midnight...behind Chet's garage. :hi:

[xmas74]

40. You're not allowed.

I'm the mistress here. Get it straight. You must beg for my consent before you can inflict pain upon another person.

[khashka]

45. Yeah sorry MrsGrumpy

You can't hurt me without Xmas's permission.

In spite of all my bravado... I am her whipping boy.

Khash.
(Was that OK mistress? Did I do good?)

[xmas74]

46. You did just fine.

Now get over here. I have a bathroom that needs to be cleaned-w/ your tongue.
Get to work.

[khashka]

49. Oh no you don't!

I do slavery quite nicely... but I don't do housework.


Khash.

[xmas74]

50. I guess the new one I recently picked up

will have to do the housework.
Do you cook?

[khashka]

52. I cook brilliantly

Sounds like we gotta deal.

(Somebody save me before I become this woman's sex slave!)

Khash.

[In_The_Wind]

53. Nope!

[khashka]

54. Oh thank you ,Joani!

You like that idea.

Well, it will be cold day in hell before I cook you dinner!

Khash.

[In_The_Wind]

55. But You See ~

I Do Love xmas!

We have been friends since my beginning on DU.
I often agree with her when it comes to matters of the heart!

[xmas74]

58. Too late sweetie.

That deal was done a long time ago.
It's ok-I'm generous. I'll find some hot stud for us to share!

[RetroLounge]

31. Gang up? Nipple Clamps?

Damn, I miss one night on DU and this happens?

Ya should have paged me!

RL

[Jamastiene]

33. I hope I didn't gang up on you.

Please don't go over there. I get ganged up on a lot too sometimes. Maybe you could PM next time you need backup. I'll come stand on your side. Make it less of an uneven fight.

[Deja Q]

34. Like in 'gang bang'?

spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[redqueen]

38. .

;)

[khashka]

41. Snark!

Have you seen how terribly I've been treated recently?

The list of people who show me the love, devotion, and respect that I deserve is getting smaller.

And as much as it pains me to say it..... after that post, you're off the list.

Khash.
(However, expensive jewelry might make me reconsider....)

[swimboy]

43. And now an important announcement . . .

When 2257 is
>overturned we will reactivate all of the schlongs.

[redqueen]

44. hahahaha

Awww sweetie I was only kidding!

Would this get me back in your good graces?

[khashka]

47. Hmmm

I know for a fact you ain't gonna buy that for me.

But it's the intentions that count :)

Khash.

[xmas74]

39. I won't gang up on you

unless you beg me to.
We'll set up a code word later.

[tjwmason]

56. Bloody hell it's been over for so long

Isn't it time to come back again?

Let's all gang up on him again.

[khashka]

57. You can gang up on me anytime

it's all these other mean people I object to.

Khash.