Innuendos?

[pdx_prog]

I would like to mow your lawn.....if you know what I mean...

I would like to pet your baby panda.....if you know what I mean...

[terrya]

1. Some tasty chicken sounds good right now...

if you know what I mean....

[pdx_prog]

5. I'll jump in the car and bring some right over...

[kick-ass-bob]

2. OMG! HAVE YOU SEEN THAT WHALE'S PENIS?!?

Oh, that's not innuendo.

:7

[pdx_prog]

3. sick, sick....

That's a whale of a......

If you know what I mean...

:rofl:

[ET Awful]

7. whanger?

:P

[pdx_prog]

9. Bwahahaaa...

I just thank God I'm not a fish....

[ET Awful]

10. I actually stole that from Steinbeck, go here to see the context

http://www.uoregon.edu/~jlidbeck/HundredNovels/Steinbeck,%20John%20-%20The%20Grapes%20Of%20Wrath.txt

Do a search for the word. It's a tad crude, even by DU standards to post the whole sentence of origin :P

[redqueen]

8. What the... ?

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. Nothing like a refreshing cup of tea

if you know what I mean.

[Deep13]

6. A bug just flew innuendo.

:)

[evlbstrd]

11. Innuendo and out the other.

Shameless theft from Micheal Feldman.

[Deep13]

12. I heard it from Jeff Foxworthy.

I have a feeling it is old enough to be in the public domain.

:D

[evlbstrd]

13. Excellent. I dodged a lawsuit.

I don't care for Foxworthy, but Feldman is hilarious on "Whaddya Know."

[davsand]

14. My nose is running--if you know what I mean.

I still think that is one of the funniest jokes...



Laura