You're NOT ready for this jelly: "www.kevinfederline.com"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/27906016

Britney Spears' Husband Launches Web Site

12/27/2005 3:00 PM, AP
Associated Press

Kevin Federline, aspiring rapper and husband of Britney Spears, has unveiled his own Web site.

Federline, whose new hip-hop album, "The Truth," is due out in 2006, appears to expect big things in the coming year. The Web site begins with an introduction of Federline rapping, "Keep messin' with my family and you're through," played over various tabloid articles about the couple. (Spears has sued Us Weekly for $20 million, charging the celebrity magazine published a false story reporting that she and Federline had made a sex tape and were worried about its release.)

Eventually, the screen dissipates to announce: "Now that I have your full attention, never judge a book by its cover." This is followed by, "I'm coming ... 2006." In a note on the Web site, Federline says he hopes "this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am."

The 27-year-old former backup dancer and Spears, who were married last year, have an infant son, Sean Preston, who was born in September. Although there have been tabloid reports of strife, the 24-year-old pop singer plugs Federline's Web site in a posting on her Web site.

___ On the Net:

http://www.kevinfederline.com

[derby378]

1. "Federline, yo..."

Why is a perfectly good waste of genetic material like this doofus allowed to be rich?

[catzies]

12. While he may be a *good waste* of genetic material ,

He's certainly not a *waste of good* genetic material! :D

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. And you think this will interest us because . . .??

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. If you don't bookmark it NOW...

...you won't be READY when he comes in 2006.

THAT'S the BECAUSE, "G"...



:evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

3. Kevin. PLEASE pull up your pants.

Please.

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Kevin. PLEASE bathe.

Please.

[Call Me Wesley]

7. Why bathe if

his pants are so low? The breeze does freshen things up, ya know?! :puke:

[GOPisEvil]

6. Kevin. PLEASE go away.

Please.

And make sure your child support checks don't bounce.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. What cheques?

Dude has deadbeat written all over him.

[GOPisEvil]

9. Well, yeah, but I'm just going on record.

;)

[Nevernose]

13. Perhaps he just has an enormous torso? n/t

:D

[Deja Q]

10. What family? Didn't Britt-brat divorce him?

Never mind the comments she made about how much an inconvenience it was for her to be pregnant?

Or is his message of warmth directed at his ex, which is probably fair and justified?

[Christa]

11. What a passionkiller he is

:puke: what did Britney see in him?

Oh I forgot - she of the "I do trust my President" line :puke: