Now that the War on Christmas is over, what should us heathens attack

[kick-ass-bob]

next?

I'm thinking Washington's birthday is a prime target.

[LSK]

1. did we win?

[kick-ass-bob]

2. that's not important.

translation: I have no idea.

[haydukelives]

3. The insurgency

is in its last throws

[datasuspect]

7. we won the battle

not the war.

[matcom]

4. Your Birthday

ooooo are YOU gonna be in for a surprise this year!

[kick-ass-bob]

10. Watch out! You might take out St Patty's day with it!

It's really close, darlin'

[matcom]

11. oh shit! and piss off the IRA?

[LaraMN]

5. hmmm....

sanctity of marriage? check!
snowflake babies? check!
Christmas? check!
I guess that just leaves....the righteous God-warriors, themselves:

[datasuspect]

6. insallah!

cultural intifada!

let's take down flag day!

[Burma Jones]

8. Easter, Of Course

http://www.wicca.com/celtic/akasha/ostara.htm

http://www.religioustolerance.org/asatru.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter

[kick-ass-bob]

12. Too easy. They'll see that one coming a mile away!

DOWN WITH ASH WEDNESDAY!

[LSK]

14. lets attack lent!!!

We can kidnap people and forcefeed them hamburgers on fridays!!!

[Burma Jones]

15. Wait....

Without Ash Wednesday, can there be a Fat Tuesday aka Mardi Gras?

If you want a stealth holiday, with religious overtones, may I suggest All Saints Day.

[kick-ass-bob]

16. Doesn't Tuesday come before Wednesday?

[Burma Jones]

19. Wednesday is the only reason for Tuesday to exist

[kick-ass-bob]

22. But doesn't Wednesday's existence depend on Tuesday occurring?

[Burma Jones]

24. Not around New Orleans.......

[Initech]

23. Better yet - down with "Good" Friday!

It'll be great - Jackass O'Reilly will say that the evil liberals are trying take the "good" out of Good Friday. Then he will go on further to say that a war is being waged on Easter and everything it stands for, calling for a boycott of all stores that dare have an Easter Bunny on display!

[proud2BlibKansan]

28. Yes I agree

Then Lent will never end. hee hee

[Hugin]

9. Wasn't Easter already agreed upon?

I know I saw DS1's "Easter Rabbit Road Kill" picture floating around.

[Beer Snob-50]

13. valentines day!

candy is bad......and besides valentines is named after a saint and church and state et al.

[Radical Activist]

17. The Easter Bunny

Haven't Christians already destroyed their own holiday by adding the Santa and Easter Bunny fantasies?

[leftofthedial]

18. It's never too early to start kicking Easter's ass

IMHO

[datasuspect]

20. if it bleeds, we can kill it

easter will know pain.

[Burma Jones]

21. Easter is actually a fertility festival....

So, I believe numerous displays of public procreation, or facsimilies thereof, are altogether appropriate......

[ohiosmith]

25. Groundhog Day.

[Ellen Forradalom]

26. Candlemas

Known to us heathens as Groundhog Day.

Punxatawny Phil, lead the charge!

[Xipe Totec]

27. Epiphany, January 6th is closest

The arrival of the three wise men.

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

29. Seriously President's Day

I can already see it happening, I know it will happen, The Township I live in calls the day off for the schools Great American's Day, Not President's Day, It's just predictable some righwinger going to get a hold of this call the school board anti-Bush and then call them Anti-American!

[rateyes]

30. * nt

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

31. War On Valentines Day. Pleaseee oh God oh God War On Valentines Day

God I'm so sick of that stupid fucking created for marketing and to give men guilt everywhere fucking day.