When homosexuals convert heteros, we get toasters...

[Deja Q]

When heterosexuals convert homos, what do they get?


:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

1. Publicity

So it seems

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. bisexuals?

:hide:


merry christmas

[RevCheesehead]

3. shafted?

:hide:

[peekaloo]

4. a sucker?

:hide:

[Deja Q]

11. !

:rofl:

Depends on the gender, surely? :wow:

[bammertheblue]

5. Cheese

[NMMNG]

6. A front pew in Church?

:puke:

[6000eliot]

7. Hot sex!

[Deja Q]

13. Only if there was a heating blanket involved.

Surely the "acts" would be clumsy and disjointed at best; the homosexual not really knowing what to go do? :shrug:

[Skittles]

8. lol, toasters

I believe I started that way back when....I posted a thread claiming gays would show up on my doorstep trying to recruit me to their lifestyle and that they would offer me toasters and Savings Bonds. A Skittles CLASSIC! :thumbsup:

[Deja Q]

14. I'll see if I can find it!

:D

I love your classics! :applause:

Savings bonds... wow, must've been during the roaring '90s or before the crash of 1987, the year Buck Rogers got into Ranger 3 for a deep space mission... Good grief, why did a cheezy kiddie show circa 1978 pop into my mind even though it's still oddly fun to watch?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. fooled for a while

I've seen so many brides walk down the aisle with them and say to myself, "Why is she marrying a gay man?"

[Deja Q]

12. Because she wouldn't want to marry a sad man?

:rofl:

Sorry, bad pun... maybe the gay man had qualities she couldn't find in a straight one. I dunno; human nature was never my strong point...

[GrpCaptMandrake]

10. One more desperate dude at 2 a.m.

in the bar of last resort going after the last available female.

Nobody ever accused us hetero-boys of being any too collectively smart!

If you're getting toasters, at least hold out for the bagel-wide!

:rofl:

[Redstone]

15. Lied to.

Redstone

[liberalitch]

16. All I had to do was open a charge account at sears....

....for the toaster.
for the "conversion"...... Hmmmm, a grown man who is an emotional basket case.

I believe that our sexual orientations are like being a soviet gymnast... you're at it nonstop from the time BEFORE you know what's happening.

[In_The_Wind]

17. Someone to love.

I guess. I've never been part of a conversation.