On the first day of Christmas my president gave to me

[Generic Other]

A song for all my DU frineds. Merry Happy Whatever to you All!

The 12 Days of Christmas (revised)

On the first day of Christmas my president gave to me
a dictatorship in place of democracy

On the second day of Christmas the bastard gave to me
2 wars to fight
and a dictatorship in place of democracy

On the third day of Christmas the village idiot gave to me
3 freedom fries
2 wars to fight
and a dictatorship in place of democracy

On the fourth day of Christmas the liar gave to me
4 planes a crashing
3 freedom fries
2 wars to fight
and a dictatorship in place of democracy

On the fifth day of Christmas the dry drunk gave to me
tax cuts for the rich
4 planes a crashing
3 freedom fries
2 wars to fight
and a dictatorship in place of democracy

On the sixth day of Christmas the chimp he gave to me
6 smirking speeches
tax cuts for the rich
4 planes a crashing
3 freedom fries
2 wars to fight
and a dictatorship in place of democracy

On the seventh day of Christmas the dim son gave to me
7 FEMA disasters
6 smirking speeches
tax cuts for the rich
4 planes a crashing
3 freedom fries
2 wars to fight
and a dictatorship in place of democracy

On the eighth day of Christmas the chickenhawk gave to me
8 terror alerts
7 FEMA disasters
6 smirking speeches
tax cuts for the rich
4 planes a crashing
3 freedom fries
2 wars to fight
and a dictatorship in place of democracy

On the ninth day of Christmas the crusader gave to me
9 prisoners tortured
8 terror alerts
7 FEMA disasters
6 smirking speeches
tax cuts for the rich
4 planes a crashing
3 freedom fries
2 wars to fight
and a dictatorship in place of democracy

On the tenth day of Christmas the evildoer gave to me
10 bombs a blasting
9 prisoners tortured
8 terror alerts
7 FEMA disasters
6 smirking speeches
tax cuts for the rich
4 planes a crashing
3 freedom fries
2 wars to fight
and a dictatorship in place of democracy

On the eleventh day of Christmas the cowboy gave to me
11 bald-faced lies
10 bombs a blasting
9 prisoners tortured
8 terror alerts
7 FEMA disasters
6 smirking speeches
tax cuts for the rich
4 planes a crashing
3 freedom fries
2 wars to fight
and a dictatorship in place of democracy

On the twelfth day of Christmas the fascist gave to me
12 spies doing evil
11 bald-faced lies
10 bombs a blasting
9 prisoners tortured
8 terror alerts
7 FEMA disasters
6 smirking speeches
tax cuts for the rich
4 planes a crashing
3 freedom fries
2 wars to fight
and a dictatorship in place of democracy

[benny05]

1. Here's another to add ( new Version of Santa's Comin' to Town)

BUSH AND FRIENDS ARE CHECKING YOU OUT

Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better be cleared
By the FBI

Bush and friends are checking you out !

He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's gonna find out
With a listening device

Bush and friends are checking you out !

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you have read a book
And your phone calls are on tape

So...You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better be cleared
By the FBI

Bush and friends are checking you out !

courtesy of a member at OAC and JREG...

[ovidsen]

2. Very nice!

Benny05's song is good too!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, a joyful Kwanza...

oh heck, everybody have a GREAT Sunday!

[Generic Other]

3. I tried hard to work in "Cuckoo Bananas"

It just wouldn't fit. LOL.