Jesus is coming back to send all you sinners straight to Hell!

[MrScorpio]

NOT the Brazilian Joke!

[ghostsofgiants]

1. *Cues up "Straight To Hell" by The Clash*

At least I've got the soundtrack to go with it.

[MrScorpio]

3. Try THE MAN COMES AROUND by Johnny Cash

That's cool too

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Good call, one of my favourite Cash songs

[NMMNG]

2. Yay!

I can finally be warm again!

[enigmatic]

5. If he gets this guy I'll be happy

[MrScorpio]

6. DUDE! What's up?

Hey how are the numbers looking?

[enigmatic]

8. High

considering it's Christmas, it's very, very good. I can't believe we're getting the people listening at this time of the year, but I'll take it:)

I'm converting the last of the Xmas shows to play in the marathon this weekend, and then I'm going to crash...

[Robeson]

7. He certainly sounds loving......

....:crazy:

[Mojambo]

9. It's about time that guy came back. That fucker owes me 50 bucks. n/t

[hickman1937]

10. Already there. What else has he got?

I'm looking for a nice condo on the rim of limbo.

[Dangerously Amused]

11. Dude. Get real.

The church decided YEARS ago that "Limbo" no longer exists, AND they're just about to make it official:

THE Pope is set to abolish the concept of Limbo, overturning a belief held by Roman Catholics since the Middle Ages.

Limbo has long been held to be the place where the souls of children go if they die before they can be baptised. However, a 30-strong international commission of theologians summoned by the late John Paul II last year to come up with a “more coherent and illuminating” doctrine in tune with the modern age is to present its findings to Pope Benedict XVI on Friday.

Vatican sources said yesterday that the commission would recommend that Limbo be replaced by the more “compassionate” doctrine that all children who die do so “in the hope of eternal salvation”. ..."

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,13509-1897480,00.html


Oh, and FTI, St. Christopher has been demoted and stripped of his Feast Day.

Just sayin'.

[RevCheesehead]

12. Dude.

Jesus came in the first place so there would be no need for hell.
And he ain't the one doin' the sendin.' O8)