My DU Christmas Carol

[LaurenG]

I posted this in GD early but no one saw it or if they did, well I thought it was funny.


Sung to the tune of Merry Christmas Darling. Please feel free to insert your holiday of choice.

Greedy Bills have all been sent.
The congress nearly through.
But I still have one wish to make
A special one DU

Merry Christmas DU
We're apart that's true
But we can dream and in our dreams
The country has turned blue

Clinton years were joyful
There was always plenty too
But every day's a harder day
since bushes little coup
Ohhh
The shills in the (white)house
We wish them exposed
We wish it everyday
Spying little liars
fills us with desires
to see bush and to say


That we wish you'd go back to Crawford
Take Cheney with you too
We've just one wish

in this Christmas song
We really wish you'd move

Instrumental interlude

Spying little liars
fills us with desires
to see bush and to say
That we wish you'd go back to Crawford
Take Cheney with you too
We've just one wish
in this Christmas song
We really wish you'd move
We really wish you'd move
Merry Merry Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas DU