That's it, I am putting the entire Lounge on ignore!!!

[KitchenWitch]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


:evilgrin:

[LSK]

1. Does this mean you are going to spank yourself?

:spank:

[KitchenWitch]

3. No, I thought I would let you spank me!

:spank:

[Lochloosa]

5. Me Me...let me....

:spank:

[Hugin]

2. I've got a parting gift for you...

Happy Holidays!

[RevCheesehead]

12. Oh. My. Dear. Lord.

Kincade goes brazillion. :rofl:

Someone call Rabrrrrrr!! The Apocalypse is here! :nuke:

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. No, the apocalypse is when I eat beef hash, believe me.

The very definition of apocalypse.

[RevCheesehead]

18. Thanks for THAT image, buddy.

Merry Christmas, Rabrrrrrr. :hug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. How'd your Christmas Eve service go?

Or do Methodists, as I believe, not do the "Jesus thing"? :evilgrin:

Was this your first Christmas Eve at this church?

Our service was pretty good.

Did you preach? Did you go longwinded?

We had a minister - great guy - when I was a kid who did the longest damn Christmas Eve sermons. Drone on and on and on. GOod, but way too long. I think Christmas Eve should be sermon free, or at least only a short minimum one.

[Lochloosa]

4. BAD GIRL!

:evilgrin: but then I like bad girls...

[RevCheesehead]

6. My atheist professor was right all along.

He warned us "there's sin everywhere." :banghead:

[DanCa]

9. Do you know the first rule of sinning?

Those who smelt it dealt it.

[RevCheesehead]

11. Nah, that's just for farts. n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Oh my god....my dear KitchenWitch!

If I didn't love you so much, I'd be tempted to put you on ignore!

That FUCKING AWFUL joke.......:nuke: :nuke: :nuke:


I'm sorry if it's too early to drop "F-Bombs"......I had to do it!


:loveya: :hug:

[KitchenWitch]

8. It's okay Peggy

The Lounge has been all Brazillian joke all the time today.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. .............

:banghead:

When will it end? A brazillian years from now?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

29. .

*groans*

[DanCa]

13. Being in love never means to say your sorry :)

[Beer Snob-50]

14. okay folks!!

we are not conservative. we have imaginations, we are witty, we don't need this tripe!!!

so so.......

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillian

[leftofthedial]

15. damn! damn! damn!

[DS1]

17. send me ten dollars

and I'll never reply to you again

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4483625&mesg_id=4483625

[Call Me Wesley]

19. Happy Holidays to you too, KW!

I'm so glad that I never posted that joke ...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

20. I used to like you ..........

:popcorn:

[Wapsie B]

22. I'm sorry it has come to this.

:spank: :spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[NMMNG]

23. Oh no, not youuuuu!

I thought of all people you were the one I could trust! Now I have no choice.

I'm going to pray for you!*










*Normally when somebody posts the Brazillion joke I whip and spank them. However you would just enjoy that, so I had to think of something else for your punishment. :evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

24. LOL.

That's a good one Kitch. Merry Holidays, btw.

[billyskank]

25. Merry christmas KitchenWitch

:spank:

[In_The_Wind]

26. Merry Christmas ~ KitchenWitch

www.jacquielawson.com/viewcardm.asp?token=fd7e1043a35fbdf6727c2b074b7f1e36152197&hist=JG34510565

[xchrom]

27. ignore THIS, baby!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[WritingIsMyReligion]

28. Eff you, KW.

:cry::cry:

Haha, no; we love ya anyway.

:P :P :D :P

Happy holidays!

[Lochloosa]

30. Is this Thread still here....