AACK! I'm in the 700 Club - Ask me anything!

[jakefrep]

Please help me out of this purgatory!

[wildhorses]

1. how do you like your eggs?

[jakefrep]

4. Scrambled..

with ham & cheese.

[Debbi801]

2. What is your favorite dessert?

:hi:

[jakefrep]

5. My grandma's sugar creme pie...

And may I play with the dreidel?

[tjwmason]

3. What world leaders should we assasinate?

Chavez is obvious, but Chirac is French and so surely deserves it automatically, and the new Spannish P.M. too.

[jakefrep]

6. The new guy in Iran should definitely be whacked...

Along with Berlusconi of Italy.

Not too sure about your other suggestions.

[malta blue]

7. Do you have big plans for the holidays?

[jakefrep]

8. The usual...

Christmas Dinner with the relatives on Christmas Eve
Midnight Mass with whoever else is awake
Open presents Christmas morning with the parents.

[malta blue]

10. sounds nice

Merry Christmas! :hi:

[jakefrep]

12. And to you as well!

Merry Christmas!

[newyawker99]

9. Congrats jakefrep! Have fun!

:evilgrin:

[jakefrep]

11. May the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

...caress you with his noodly appendages!

[newyawker99]

16. That sounds good.

:D

[LSK]

13. whats the square root of 69?

[jakefrep]

14. 8.306624...

...or missionary, with the lights on, solely for the purposes of procreation.

[Beer Snob-50]

15. My question to you

donald rumsfield gives teh president his daily briefing. he tells him htat three brazillian soliders were killed in iraq. the president gets distraught and asks rumsfield..........



what?

[jakefrep]

18. That's a lot of people...

...how many are in a brazilian?

[Ron Mexico]

17. Do you feel different in that club?

I mean, are you running around trying to cover up naked statues in courthouses or anything?

:scared:

[jakefrep]

19. Yes...

...for some reason, I feel a compelling urge to pray while contorting my face as if I were taking a dump.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

20. Will Jesus Survive?

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0512/jesus.mov

[jakefrep]

21. Sure...

...and after that, he's going to kick Jerry Falwell's ass.

[bridgit]

22. yes, please do...enjoy, mmmuuuhhaahahahaa...

:hi: :kick:

[jakefrep]

23. Must...turn off...computer

...overcome by evil.....

[bridgit]

24. i know that's fucked up shit huh...

:rofl: :patriot:

[jakefrep]

25. Yup

:wtf: :scared:

[MiniMandaRuth]

26. What do you want for the holidays?

And don't say peace and love and goodwill to all, because I know what you really want...

[jakefrep]

27. One of these...

to go along with my new Minolta DSLR

http://www.ritzcamera.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10001&catalogId=10001&langId=-1&productId=13139905

And of course, peace, love, goodwill, a Democratic majority in the House & Senate, etc.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. I just checked out your profile.......

And I see that you live in Napoleon, Ohio......

Where in Ohio is that?


Good luck on getting out of the 700 Club!

:hi:

[jakefrep]

29. It's in the northwest portion of the state...

...approximately 40 miles southwest of Toledo.

We have a Campbell Soup plant that makes V-8 juice, and a Corvette dealer where lots of famous people come to buy old Corvettes.

[Arugula Latte]

30. What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?

:shrug:

[chknltl]

31. They are not on that list of republican values!

So what did i win?

[jakefrep]

32. Beats me

:shrug:

[NMMNG]

33. Have you been overcome by the urge to do this?

[jakefrep]

34. Mercifully, No

I just get the urge to leave flaming bags of dog poo on the doorstep of retailers who say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas".


Happy Christmahanukwanzakkah to you!