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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 11:44 AM
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I have to club someone's dog while she goes on vacation
What a rough life I live


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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 11:50 AM
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1. I know you aren't talking about this beautiful little angel!!!
Edited on Thu Dec-22-05 11:54 AM by Shell Beau



And yes he hated me for that and I learned my lesson. He looks completely embarrassed right there!


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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 11:56 AM
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3. What? I'm going to expand his mind
Edited on Thu Dec-22-05 12:01 PM by DS1


with a killer light-show, a glo-stick collar and a cute little liquid ecstacy dispenser along the lines of the Snow Rescue Dogs

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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 12:00 PM
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6. It's a he, but he might like that!!
I know he loves some beer!!
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 11:55 AM
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2. Oh no, here we go again.
I know what you do with the puppies after you club them....

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 11:57 AM
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4. I take them to Denny's
I don't know :wtf: you two are thinking I mean by 'club'

sheesh
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 12:08 PM
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11. Oh please.
You know exactly what I am talking about.

Hence the Denny's reference.

You awful man.

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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 11:59 AM
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5. My pups don't take kindly to people coming at them with a club!




































:rofl: Those are not my dogs, btw
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 12:02 PM
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7. I see you've been practicing
Edited on Thu Dec-22-05 12:02 PM by DS1
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 12:04 PM
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8. It's called training!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 12:05 PM
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9. If you want to train, Billy Banks has some lovely non-violent Tai-Bo
DVDs he wants to sell you
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 12:08 PM
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10. I already have them all!
That is why I can kick ass!!




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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 12:09 PM
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12. Then what do you need the damn dogs for?
:crazy:

Wimmen, I'll tell ya, no sense at all
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 12:10 PM
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13. They have to protect my husband!
:rofl:
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