I want to kick that damn egotistical map from Dora the Explorer.

[eyesroll]

If there's a place you got to go
I'm the one you need to know
I'm the Map
I'm the Map
I'm the Map
If there's a place you got to get
I can get you there I bet
I'm the Map
I'm the Map I'm the Map I'm the Map I'm the Map I'm the Map I'm the Map I'm the Map I'm the Map I'm the Map I'm the Map I'm the Map

Stupid Nick Jr. earworm.
:argh:

[dolo amber]

1. He's empowered, not egotistical

It's his daily affirmation. :D

[eyesroll]

2. I just keep thinking "I'm the WIZ!" when I hear him.

And I also wonder how my place got associated with "can I watch Spongebob/Dora/a movie?"