Rejected iPod Engravings....Is this old news?

[xultar]

As you may know, you can order an iPod from the Apple Store with a custom, laser-engraved message. However, not everything gets engraved. Apple has been rejecting some messages for editorial reasons.

The following is a collection of engravings that were actually rejected by Apple, and some that probably should have been. Enjoy!

* 10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside* ~Anonymous
* iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible. * ~Jimmy4Kim
* Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters* ~Anonymous
* Cocaine and razor blade not included.* ~Carl
* Lick My Shiny Metal Ass* ~Anonymous
* Bad Mother Fucker* (settled with "Bad Mother Fucka) ~Ben
* Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In.* ~wiredgargoyle
* I play with myself.* ~ leonardom
* Steal this? Will self destruct when used.* ~Anonymous
* iMasturbate five times a day* ~rjones
* F uck Osama.* ~Anonymous
* Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time* ~Mike P.
* I cost more per ounce than cocaine.* ~dgcole
* Practice safe sex... Go FU*K yourself!* ~whocares590
If you'd like to see more that are funny that weren't rejected follow the link....
http://www.methodshop.com/mp3/articles/rejectedengraving/#

[ghostsofgiants]

1. "Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters" is awesome

[Initech]

2. LOL!!!!

I liked this one especially:

[Deja Q]

3. Or this one?

Couch humping? Is that good for the pillows?