I Got A Woman

[ForrestGump]

Way 'cross town
She's good to me
Oh, yeah

[Zomby Woof]

1. Yeah-uh-yeah Oh-uh-oh!

Yeah-eaaah, Oh-ohhh
Make me feel alright!

[ForrestGump]

2. Mr ZombyWoof...

Kindly remove your sounds of passion to a more suitable forum. You're embarrassing me.

Keep it down, you two.

[merh]

3. Darn

I thought I had a chance.


Happy for you though





























I suppose....

[FuzzySlippers]

10. Hey merh!

I'm devastated too. I thought you and I might be able to work out some sort of time share.

[merh]

15. Time share?

Do you think he could handle that much lovin'?

I'll go with time share if I can get him on the weekends!

I mean, there is nothin' better than slow Sunday mornings to read the paper and share life's passions.

[ForrestGump]

22. Life is good

[merh]

27. Life is good

there are always things that could make it just a bit sweeter.

[ForrestGump]

18. Time share?

You mean, I get to go cond...

...um...let me be very careful how I say this...

Condo?

[ForrestGump]

12. Awwwwww.....

Just singing, is all...

[johnnie]

4. Are you like a Mississippi bullfrog

Sittin' on a hollow stump?

[ForrestGump]

13. C'mon...you know the words!

I got so many women
I don't know which-a way to jump

Well, I said flip, flop, and fly
I don't care if I die

[WCGreen]

5. Up on Cripple Creek

She sends me....

[supernova]

6. If I spring a leak; she mends me

[WCGreen]

7. I don't have to speak....

She defends me...

[supernova]

8. A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one

....

[WCGreen]

9. Yoll o lady who....

[In_The_Wind]

34. ...

sends me ...

[DS1]

11. Good luck with that

[ForrestGump]

14. Thank you. You know, she's there to love me

Both day and night
Never grumbles and fusses
Just treats me right
Never runnin' in the street
Leavin' me alone
She knows a woman's place
Is...


Is...




She knows a womyn's place is to be empowered and a strong role model for...um..for other womyns. Yeah. That's what I meant to say.

[supernova]

17. Good man!

[ForrestGump]

19. Is hard to find?

[supernova]

21. Nice save there, guy!

[ForrestGump]

24. Thanks, Ms nova!

And, while I'm here...

[supernova]

29. That feels really good

[ForrestGump]

31. Really?

[Elidor]

16. She saves her lovin' early in the mornin'

Just for me

[ForrestGump]

20. She does?!?

I'm going to have to talk to her about that.

I wondered where she kept taking off to at 4 AM.

[supernova]

23. Early morning is usually the best time

Though, there's no worst time.

[ForrestGump]

25. I agree with your qualifier

From distant memory, I mean.

[supernova]

28. Me too

Ok, I really must go shopping.. Having wayyyy too much Lounge fun...

[ForrestGump]

Gonna stop

Shoppin' around




Head full o' lyrics....


Be safe and warm out there, Ms nova!

[RetroLounge]

26. Mean Woman Blues

Hmm, well I got a woman mean as she can be
Well I got a woman mean as she can be
Some-a-times I think she's almost mean as me

RL

[ForrestGump]

32. I feel your pain

[RevCheesehead]

41. But you said you liked it rough.

And did ya have to go and tell everybody??

[RetroLounge]

42. almost everybody

almost...



RL

[Heidi]

30. "I ain't sayin' she a gold digga . . ."

http://www6.islanddefjam.com/www2/av_system/go.wvx?link...

[ForrestGump]

33. That's pretty cool, actually

[Heidi]

38. I lovelovelove that song, the video and the idea behind it . . .

and, at the risk of being bashed by other DU women, I know for a fact that there's segment of the female population that was raised to make its livin' by latchin' onto a man. Good thing I was raised to be my own Prince Charming.

[In_The_Wind]

35. Oh Yeah!

[ForrestGump]

36. Yeah, she's a kind of

Friend indeed



Boogie down, Ms Alpern!

[In_The_Wind]

37. Some kinda wonderful!

Oh Yeah ...

I gotta a man way across town ...

He neva lets me down ...

He's my kinda man!

[Dangerously Amused]

39. Bitch! I hate her!

She'll NEVER love you the way I could.

[ForrestGump]

40. I got a woman

Way over...there

[Dangerously Amused]

43. Way over... here?

Bitch! Where is she?! Lemme at her! She's about to have an "accident".

[ForrestGump]

44. I'll tell you exactly where she is, you wildcat...go get her!

First,














find a mirror...

[Dangerously Amused]

45. Yes! A trap. Brilliant!

And when she pauses at it to preen her pretty self...


I'll SMASH her over the head with it!!!

=POW!= Bye bye big mooney eyes...

=POW!= So long perfect little nose....

=POW!= Sayonara, pouty lips and rosy cheeks!


Ahhhahhhhaaaa...

[ForrestGump]

46. Say goodnight, Gracie...

Quit beating yourself up over it, my dear. She had it coming.

Any place that doesn't hurt, where you don't need me to kiss it and make it better? Or should I just kiss it all?