XemaSab named Woman of the Year

[XemaSab]

XemaSab has just been named Woman of the Year by the Editorial Board at Xema's house.

XemaSab is well known for her frequent mockery of the powerful and the powerless alike, and she also has the distinction of having had two threads make it to the Greatest Page from GD in the last two weeks. One thread was a Lakoffian reading of Harry Potter, and the other thread was a copycat thread that made reference to Howard Dean. Neither Lakoff nor JK Rowling know that XemaSab exists, however she met Howard Dean once last January, and had a very deep 5-minute discussion with him which has framed his worldview since.

Xema is currently between jobs, and she divides her time between goofing off on DU and peering out the window for suspicious passers-by who threaten to uproot her bunchgrasses.

The Editorial Board at Xema's house is comprised of Polly the Dog and Jasper the Snake. Many candidates were considered in this decision, including Xema's mom, Hugo Chavez, and Bill Clinton.

[Lavender Brown]

1. ...

:applause: :woohoo:

[XemaSab]

2. Thank You! Thank You!

:D

[bigwillq]

3. What great news!

Congrats! :bounce: :toast: :hi:

What a great little story!! HEE HEE!

[XemaSab]

6. Thanks!

I owe it all to the Lounge and GD! :D

[bigwillq]

7. I heard that...

Polly wanted to vote for your mom............. HEE HEE! :P

[XemaSab]

10. BS

My mom feeds her, but I walk her...

The hand that walks the...

[bigwillq]

11. Oh ok.

That must've just been a rumor! ;)

[XemaSab]

15. For sure

:-)

[TimeChaser]

4. Yay!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :pals:



... btw... I started a thread in GD... should I hide yet?

[XemaSab]

9. Either hide, or prepare Hors Doevres for the party!

:party:

Nobody has responded to my Narnia thread. I am despondant.

[TimeChaser]

12. I'll take the hors doevres

And I'll respond to the Narnia thread, I just need to reread the book first, it's been so many years.

[XemaSab]

16. It's all good...

...when I am finished thanking my acolytes, I'll go to your GD thread. :-)

[XemaSab]

19. Mission Accomplished!

:toast:

[Wetzelbill]

5. so that's what I have to pop out of that cake for

That'll kill the celebration for sure. :)

[XemaSab]

13. By the time you pop out of the cake

we'll all be too drunk to even notice. :toast:

[Wetzelbill]

14. hell, I'll be too drunk to even notice myself

:)

[XemaSab]

18. Just don't barf inside the cake is all...

...that would be gross.

[Corgigal]

8. YOU're The Man

ah, woman.

May I someday stand in the shadow of your presence.

[XemaSab]

17. You can stand in my shadow anytime you like...

:D

[Ladyhawk]

20. What kind of snake is Jasper? n/t

[XemaSab]

21. Jasper's a rat snake

Which is a subspecies of corn snake.

[Ladyhawk]

22. Ah. Elaphe guttata emoryi. :)

One of my corn snakes is rumored to have some emoryi genes. He's the worst tempered of the lot. :D :D :D

[XemaSab]

23. Jasper is a sweetie

His sister Opal was a little stinker, until one night she slithered off never to be seen again. :P

[Ladyhawk]

24. LOL. :) "Lestat" is the name of my crimson corn that may have some

emoryi genes. He lives up to the name. He bites a LOT. :)