The Gay Agenda

[CTLawGuy]

8:30 am: wake up
9:00 am: breakfast
9:30 am: subvert Christianity
10:30 am: go to local high school and recruit children
12pm: lunch
1:00pm: destroy the American family
3:00 pm: watch Will and Grace on DVD.
4:00 pm: promiscuity
6:00 pm: dinner
7:00 pm: go visit certain cities and incur God's wrath upon them.
9:00 pm: go back and drink Fruit Breezers
10:00 pm: promiscuity
11:00pm: bed time

[terrya]

1. You spend an hour and a half on recruitment time?

I only spend an hour.

I feel so...lazy. :cry:

[CTLawGuy]

2. gay people gotta keep their numbers strong

how else do they collect enough dues? subverting the moral fabric of society isn't cheap!

[Deja Q]

4. I spend only half an hour and use all that remaining time for promiscuity.

Man, playin' when I ought to be workin'...

[XemaSab]

3. I was told in another thread

to go find someone familiar with the gay agenda and follow their orders.

So what do I do first?

[CarpeDiebold]

5. I wanna help

destroy the insitution of family and end christmas. can i help even if i'm straight? i'm all about the extreme left wing liberal elite pro homosexual agenda...let me know.

[ncrainbowgrrl]

6. the real gay agenda!

[KamaAina]

7. What? No Bronski Beat?

Interloper! Fraud!! :-)

[Jamastiene]

8. You forgot to allot some time for

giving away spare toasters won by recruiting to friends with less skills in that area. You know they do begin to pile up after a while. :evilgrin:

[geniph]

9. You forgot "collect toaster"

I always wondered if the Gay Agenda was a pink Day-Timer, or what. I haven't gotten my copy yet. Maybe it's lost in the mail. Maybe bisexuals get a striped one.