Quote thread!!

[Devra]

post a clever quote.

here's mine

"God is silent, now if only we can get man to shut up"- Woody Allen

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[malta blue]

1. here you go

"I don't hate people, I just like it better when they're not around"-Barfly

[LSK]

2. BEST. QUOTE. EVER.

" We have no evidence that Saddam Hussein was involved with the 11 September attacks "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3118262.stm

[rbnyc]

3. Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

All Lily Tomlin

:Loveya:

[bicentennial_baby]

4. L'infer, c'est les autres -Sartre

oui, oui, oui...c'est vrai. x(

[seemunkee]

5. Thanks for the reminder to change my email signature

I think I'll use this one for the rest of the month.

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.
-Edward R. Murrow

It was this last month
“There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest.”
- Elie Weisel

I've been changing it every 4-6 weeks and have a word document I put them in when I find a new one.

[taterguy]

6. Best advice I ever got:

Take a case of White-Out. You might need it someday. Take stuff from work.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

7. from Mort Sahl

"Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen."

and from George Carlin

"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. "

[pdx_prog]

8. Keep your mind full and your bowels empty.....

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[kick-ass-bob]

9. "Cheat all you want, but if you get caught, I'm sleeping with the whole

Mets team."

Anyone know who?

(Like this is hard...)

:P

[Richardo]

12. Mike Piazza?

:)

[kick-ass-bob]

13. HAHAHAHAHA!!

He's not gay. x( He already said so himself.


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[WritingIsMyReligion]

10. "God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts."

Just a general "funny" one; not attributed to anyone particular. My sig, when it SHOWS, is, "The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself," contributed to Albert Camus.

[graywarrior]

11. The reason your family's dysfunctional is because you're in it.

Someone said that to me at a 12 step meeting one day.

[kwassa]

14. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

Steven Wright, master of many a great line, who turned 50 yesterday.

[Merrick]

15. Britney Spears:

"Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that."