For the ladies-two dark, athletic, muscular guys

[underpants]

Serious flex : Michael Borenaga of Philippines (L) with Sahali bin abd Samad of Malaysia (R) perform during the bantam 65kg bodybuilding final at the 23rd Southeast Asian Games in Manila. Borenaga won the gold medal with a perfect score of 10 with Samad taking the silver. (AFP/Joel Nito)

[matcom]

1. and they are both 3 feet tall

:rofl:

[underpants]

5. The guy on the right looks a lot like David Sedaris

If David Sedaris was a bodybuilder....and Phillipino

[LynneSin]

2. I don't know which is grosser! The muscles or all that spray bronzer

they put on themselves before they enter competition

[HughBeaumont]

3. I can't believe I used to want to look like that.

That's ridiculous and comical.

[terrya]

7. Same here.

I think there's a happy medium....working out to get some size and definition. But that's way, way too extreme for most guys. IF you wanted to get to that level, it involves drastic changes in your life, diet, etc.

[MissHoneychurch]

4. ....

:puke:

[zanne]

43. OK--What does "...." mean? nt

[Shell Beau]

6. I feel like they are going to have a heart attack at any moment!

:o

[HughBeaumont]

8. Later on in life, possibly soon, they will.

That lifestyle isn't good on your heart or renal system. Not to mention the tanning . . . eccch. Yes, it shows off muscle cuts better, but GEEEZ that's bad for your skin.

[Shell Beau]

9. Their skin looks like you could peel it right off.

It looks very plastic.

[tigereye]

10. ick

that is totally gross.

[Inspired]

41. Ick is right

[wildhorses]

TRUST ME...you did NOT post that for me

maybe to gross me out cos that's what it is....you know
Absatively posalutely GROSS :puke:

[ForrestGump]

11. The dujde on the right: this is what I imagine a hernia feels like

Impressive, but not a look I find appealing. Not even a bit. Even if they got there without steroids...good for them, buy why?....whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Not functional, either...dudes anywhere near this big tend (unless they're diligent} to be inflexible and they sure do walk funny -- running would be a total clusterfreak.

[Deja Q]

12. I used to think I was ugly for being pudgy...

Not anymore.

Pudgy is beautiful, baby! :D

[distantearlywarning]

28. I'll take a pudgy guy any day over these two!

This is just icky. In fact, pretty much any average pasty, out of shape, intellectual-never-hits-the-gym guy would beat these two weirdos in my book. 100 lbs overweight? No problem! Better than muscles so overdeveloped you look like your head is about to pop off.

[Bunny]

13. Meh. I like my guys a little more brawny.

[FuzzySlippers]

22. I know what you mean.

I like BIGGER shoulder humps.:D

[Bunny]

23. Yeah. Those guys have WAY too much neck for me.

:D

[ghostsofgiants]

14. You left out shiny.

[Lavender Brown]

15. ...

:cry: :scared:

[laylah]

16. OMG!

:puke:!

[NV Whino]

17. Yek.

[LeftyMom]

18. That is the nastiest thing ever.

Eew.

[conflictgirl]

19. That is SERIOUSLY disgusting.

The muscles, the weird naugahyde skin color, the fact that there's not just one but TWO of them - all of it. Gross.

[LeftyMom]

21. The oil and the faces seem worst to me

hell I could deal with the oily sheen but for the facial expressions, which scream constipation as far as I'm concerned.

[jane_pippin]

20. AAAAAH! They look like piles of beef jerky with faces on top!

:puke: :puke:

[liontamer]

24. for some reason, I was hoping for puppies n/t

[terrya]

25. Actually, this might be hot if...

after they finished posing, they turned, and embracing each other, engaged in a long, slow, passionate liplock, their oiled near naked bodies glistening under the lights as they explored their unspoken desire for each other.

On the other hand, maybe not.

[Doctor_J]

29. Thanks for sharing that

Who are you, Lynne Cheney wannabe?

[AussieDave]

30. ..

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

26. Guess what? Guys do this to impress other guys. NOT WOMEN.

Did you really think women find this attractive before you posted it? If so, I hope you've been educated by the posts here.

When I look at these guys, I feel sorry for the poor bimbo who marries one.

First of all, they will never enjoy any interests outside the gym because he has to work out every single minute he isn't at another job, unless he has a job at the gym, which most of them do, and in that case it's just that much more time at the gym. That, and steroids severely cut back on a man's ability to... uh... do manly things. Yes, I know this for a fact. No, I will not be more specific. But the emasculation is a dirty little secret that nobody in the industry wants to let out, because it completely destroys the whole fairytale.

Second, she will have to deal with his ego 24/7. Look at them. Enough said.

Finally, she will be rewarded with his many health problems thirty years down the road... heart failure, renal failure, skin cancer, cognition problems.

Sorry, there is not a single attractive thing about these guys. A little muscle, yes, it's good. But this is grotesque.

[ForrestGump]

33. Hey, bay-bee.

:D

I'm too sexy for my yak-speedos.

[Dangerously Amused]

36. I stand corrected.

On you, it's sssssmooooookkin' HOT!



But only on you.

:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

40. I'm happy. I'm flattered.

:loveya:

Because I really didn't want to have to get angry with you...



:o

[distantearlywarning]

27. Um...thanks but no thanks.

That's just gross. They both look like some kind of bizarre alien life form.

[In_The_Wind]

31. They're not my type. But thanks for the thought.

[Bullwinkle925]

32. Now that's just WRONG on so many different levels!

:puke:

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. I get the feeling these guys would rip off their skin

if they could. Get right down to the bare essentials.

UNNH! UNNH! Dude, you're lookin' HUGH! Is that the rancher's cut? Prime rib! Porterhouse! Raw, grain-fed Kansas City beefsteak! AWEsome! Potatoes come with it?

[JanMichael]

35. Hell I think they've done a fabulous job! It takes years to get that way.

Years of hard fucking work. I'm not sure why there are so many crap on them posts????

Is it a steroids thing? If so I understand, if not then why the hostility?

[Reverend_Smitty]

38. Nobody can get that cut without the aid of something...

I'd hate to see what their livers look like

[CanuckAmok]

39. If you look closely, you probably can.

Isn't that the liver outline, on the lower right?

[Reverend_Smitty]

42. lol...it's probably trying to escape

[ElsewheresDaughter]

37. ahh but this one makes me feel all......

warm and fuzzy outside :D

[Straight Shooter]

44. Bleccchhhh!

Give me a man with a bit of cushiony softness, give me a cuddly-bear, please.

These guys look like their real skin has been peeled back and what's underneath the skin has been laminated.