Some punk kids just threw two snowballs at my cabin

[HEyHEY]

And hit the bay windows. I thought at first it was a guy I met at a party in town last week that lives up here. But it's not, it's the fucking punks who's parents rented the place for the weekend.
Any ideas?
I already went outside and yelled, "Steve" but as I said it wasn't him.
Where's the BB gun when I need it?

[HEyHEY]

1. Hmm, I don't like this one bit

I saw the mendicants leaving that cabin, then the light went out. They're out there, in the darkness.

[loosecannon]

7. When life tosses you a snow ball.

Make it a snow cone...hee hee.

[HEyHEY]

10. with piss ,and force the little fuckers to eat it?

[loosecannon]

12. Hey if the Huskys have been around.

What the hell?

[WCGreen]

2. Patients...

Then let loose the hounds...

[HEyHEY]

8. Oh, they will be patients if they pushme far enough

[JVS]

3. Can I sit on your porch with a shotgun and a bottle of whiskey?

I promise that something will either be dead or badly injured by morning.

[HEyHEY]

5. You'd have to fight me for elbow room

[Floogeldy]

4. Where's a flamethrower when you need one?

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[HEyHEY]

6. Out of fuel, I knew that busload of seniors that cut me off was a waste

[NMMNG]

9. Do you have a laser pointer?

If you do, turn off all of your lights, then start aiming it out your windows. With any luck they'll think you have a high-powered rifle with a laser sight and decide not to f*ck with you anymore. :evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

11. Truly I'm loving this

It was only 16 years ago I was doing that kinda shit. And once, five years ago, when me and some buddies were really drunk.

My Dad always talks about how he chased kids when they did this shit just because adults chased him when he was a kid, he could barely control his laughter. Now I know why.

[NMMNG]

13. My neighborhood is full of little shits I'd love to read the riot act to

However I'm too afraid of having my car or house trashed, so I just bite my tongue and suffer.

[HEyHEY]

14. My grandfather

Used to go out on the front porch and say things like, "I'll give you a taste of the golden ruler!"

Until I was about 20 I thought he was mean (He died when I was a kid), but then my dad told me the one thing I never noticed is that he'd always walk inside chuckling.
He just thought it was his job to play the role of the cranky old man, just to give the kids someone to refer to as the cranky old man.

[loosecannon]

15. It is always funny how that shit carries on.

I came home drunk when I was 15 and it was 2:30 AM. My dad was there and he laughed at me and said he would be waking me at 8 am to do chores and did NOT want to hear a word. I then heard him go to bad and laugh with my Mom...lol.

He did what he said and that is one example of many. I get it now.

[HEyHEY]

16. By the way, welcome to DU

[loosecannon]

17. Thank you HEyHEy.

[LSK]

18. try some ACME products

http://home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/acme.html

[Draill]

19. My Mom

Once chased some punk boys down the street with a broom, that might be fun.