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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:36 AM
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Limericks!
(Keep 'em PG-13 or Get In Before the Lock.) :7



There was an old man from Stamboul
who soliloquized thus to his tool:
'You took all my wealth
and you ruined my health
and now you won't pee, you old fool!'
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:37 AM
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1. .
There was was a boy named Perkin . . . :blush:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 04:08 AM
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7. HEIDI!
How good to see you this day....morning ......whatever the fuck it is!

WHERE on earth have you been? We were looking for you.......

BWA ran the Nighthawk thread .....and he did wonderfully!

:pals: :loveya:
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:37 AM
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2. There once was a man from Nantucket
nah.... I'm not goin' there.
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 03:58 AM
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5. OK, I'll just make one up...
There was an old man from Nantucket
Who drank his own piss from a bucket
With his face turning yellow
This pissant old fellow
Couldn't quit
So in a snit
Just said "fuck it".
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 04:57 AM
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3. There once was a girl from Hoboken
who claimed her cherry was broken
from riding a bike
on a cobblestone pike
but it really was broken from pokin'
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 04:59 AM
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4. 'Bicycle smile'
:evilgrin:

:popcorn:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 03:59 AM
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6. Bravo, Buffy!
:evilgrin:
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