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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 08:49 AM
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What's wrong with this classified ad?
From the DC City Paper:

JERUSALEM BIBLE (COFFEE table-size) $25. New gold plated flatware, 12 place settings/serving pieces, boxed, $85. "Hooked on Phonics" practicall new, $125. 202/543-4006, [email protected]/25, 3PM


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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 08:58 AM
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1. They need to use the "Hooked on Phonics" before selling it.
If it wasn't practically new I bet it wouldn't be "practicall" new.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:00 AM
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2. Whose vision is that bad . . .
that you would need a coffee-table sized bible?

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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:05 AM
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4. That's funny!
Growing up in Texas, everyone I knew had a coffee table Bible. I just thought the ridiculously low price was funny; I never even thought about how funny the size must seem.

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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:04 AM
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3. That is one big Bible too!
Letters the size of a quarter would be my guess.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 09:06 AM
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5. Maybe he should use his Hooked on Phonics before selling it.
Not a sermon; just a thought. :shrug:
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