The Poor Man's Security System:

[Rainbowreflect]

Ya don't hafta be poor for this one...


How To install a poor-man's security system:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots – a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in ½ an hr.
Don't disturb the Pit-bulls, they've just been wormed."

[qnr]

1. :) - But unfortunately, my front door literally opens out to main street

:hi:

[LisaLynne]

2. Funny.

However, in my neighborhood, people would just steal the dog dish and hide in the bushes so they could mug me and Big Mike when we got back with the ammo. :(