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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:47 PM
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DAMMIT, I'm riled!
First, "60 Minutes" had a segment on fundie efforts (successful, I should add) to keep Plan B from going over-the-counter. They followed that with a story on self-adoring asshats who build gargantuan homes that are quite obviously monuments to themselves.

I really need to blow up something. :grr:
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:48 PM
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1. Are You Married or Single?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:49 PM
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2. Single
Why? :shrug:
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:54 PM
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3. Making Sure First. You have to live alone for this to work lol
What I used to do when I was overly frustrated and had nothing to blow up, I would walk around the house and yell at inanimate objects for things they had done. Ok, it sounds psycho, but I bet ya it helps ya feel better. For example, I'd walk up to my fridge, open the door and slam it, and yell "fuckin fridge, never anything in you. What the fuck do I even keep you running for you worthless piece of crap!" And you chair, go fuck yourself. Always gettin in my fuckin way and stubbin my toe and shit. What table? What did you fuckin say? Don't get me started! What, I wipe your glass off and in two seconds fucking flat you get dust all over you again? Fuck you ya fuckin waste of my time! And tv, ohhhhhhh you fucking tv. 80 dollars a fucking month and you can't entertain me for 20 fucking minutes? etc.....

Ok, it's more off the cuff when I was actually doing it, and yes, I was aware I was talking to inanimate objects, but you'd be amazed at how effective it can be to relieve tension (just make sure no one is around, they'll lock you up hehehe)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:56 PM
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4. You just described
a typical day for me. :7
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:57 PM
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5. LMFAO!
That is too goddamn funny. Man I miss those days LOL

:rofl:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:57 PM
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6. Oh Gosh, OMC:
STOP BEING SO DAMN FUNNY. GEEESH!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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