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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 02:15 PM
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Oh! We need a poem thread, check it:
Yesterday, at half past ten,
Ol' Rumsfeld prompted Bush again.

He told him all was less-than-zen;
they'd lost some three Brazillian men.

Now George turned 'round with sullen face
and addressed his staff with poise and grace,

He said; "That's terrible! I hate all this killin',
and by the way, How many IS a brazillion?"



MWA HAAA HAAAAAA!!!!
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   THAT  kick-ass-bob   Nov-23-05 02:16 PM   #1 
   I couldn't do it plain-old caucasian-style!  LaraMN   Nov-23-05 02:17 PM   #2 
   That's two.  asthmaticeog   Nov-23-05 02:19 PM   #3 
   Yay!! I "won" something! (besides a stinky bottle of Windsong perfume)  LaraMN   Nov-23-05 02:21 PM   #4 
   Go, Minnesotans!  dpbrown   Nov-23-05 04:38 PM   #10 
      Next, I'm going to be on Fear Factor!  LaraMN   Nov-23-05 04:50 PM   #11 
         The "creamy filling" binge episode, doubtless  dpbrown   Nov-23-05 05:36 PM   #19 
   Clever my darlin' Lara.... Very Clever.....  WCGreen   Nov-23-05 03:42 PM   #5 
   Thanks. I'm all wound up, today. Cower in fear at what is yet to come...  LaraMN   Nov-23-05 04:23 PM   #9 
      I bow at the hem of your thanksgiving skirt.....  WCGreen   Nov-23-05 04:59 PM   #13 
   20 points for creativity  Pirate looks at 50   Nov-23-05 03:44 PM   #6 
   I want to bring some to Thanksgiving tomorrow!  LaraMN   Nov-23-05 04:22 PM   #8 
   Great!  Call Me Wesley   Nov-23-05 03:48 PM   #7 
   I'm glad to amuse you!  LaraMN   Nov-23-05 05:00 PM   #15 
      I'm sorry to hear.  Call Me Wesley   Nov-23-05 05:03 PM   #17 
   You write that, Lara?  Oeditpus Rex   Nov-23-05 04:57 PM   #12 
   Oh, there's more where that came from.  LaraMN   Nov-23-05 04:59 PM   #14 
      Uh...  Oeditpus Rex   Nov-23-05 05:02 PM   #16 
         No. It's not as amusing as it sounds. I had a newborn and I was tired.  LaraMN   Nov-23-05 05:03 PM   #18 
            I wanna hear that one  tigereye   Nov-23-05 07:28 PM   #20 
   Now THAT is a poetry thread!  RetroLounge   Nov-23-05 07:31 PM   #21 
 
kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 02:16 PM
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1. THAT
is actually funny!

:rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 02:17 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. I couldn't do it plain-old caucasian-style!
But I HAD to do it!
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 02:19 PM
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3. That's two.
You and no name no slogan are the only two DUers to post that infernal joke in a clever enough way to actually win my smile.

Bravo. :applause:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 02:21 PM
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4. Yay!! I "won" something! (besides a stinky bottle of Windsong perfume)
:bounce:
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 04:38 PM
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10. Go, Minnesotans!
Turns out that all this time in the lounge can actually make winners out of a couple of intrepid Minnesotans.

:yourock:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 04:50 PM
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11. Next, I'm going to be on Fear Factor!
The episode where they don't have to eat anything icky, though.
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 05:36 PM
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19. The "creamy filling" binge episode, doubtless
You'll rule!

:yourock:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 03:42 PM
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5. Clever my darlin' Lara.... Very Clever.....
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 04:23 PM
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9. Thanks. I'm all wound up, today. Cower in fear at what is yet to come...
:scared:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 04:59 PM
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13. I bow at the hem of your thanksgiving skirt.....
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 03:44 PM
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6. 20 points for creativity
10 cannollis for taking the time to learn what they are earlier today
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 04:22 PM
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8. I want to bring some to Thanksgiving tomorrow!
They look crispy and delectable!
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Wed Nov-23-05 03:48 PM
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7. Great!
:rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 05:00 PM
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15. I'm glad to amuse you!
I seem to have the opposite effect on my irl accompaniment, today.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Wed Nov-23-05 05:03 PM
Response to Reply #15
17. I'm sorry to hear.
IRL is sooooo overrated. ;)

But I know what you mean, and tomorrow is another day, be assured.
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 04:57 PM
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12. You write that, Lara?
You are so my Hero of the Day. :yourock: :loveya:



(This may be a step up from Booted Person of the Day. Or, it may not.)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 04:59 PM
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14. Oh, there's more where that came from.
You've never read my poem about vampire breastfeeding. :rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 05:02 PM
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16. Uh...
Do I want to? :scared:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 05:03 PM
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18. No. It's not as amusing as it sounds. I had a newborn and I was tired.
When I get tired, I get.....wierd. er.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 07:28 PM
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20. I wanna hear that one
signed former breastfeeder

I always said my kid had to be a leftwinger, since he preferred the left one...

sorry to hijack great poetry with more such commentary...
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-23-05 07:31 PM
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21. Now THAT is a poetry thread!
:rofl:

RL
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