What do you think Bush does about sex?

[ProfessorPlum]

Since one of Bush's implicit campaign points was "I am faithful to my wife" (unlike the wocka wocka porn guitar of the Clinton years*), one of the following statements must be true:

1. Bush's only sexual outlets are himself and his wife (this would be in contrast to a great many men of power, but it is possible that Bush, after so much alleged uncontrolled boozing, snorting, and whoring, can master himself enough to pull it off for 4 years).

2. Other people are involved.

I'll concede that either choice is certainly possible. Statement #2 is certainly more in line both with Bush's soaring hypocrisy, the GOP's track record on marital fidelity in general, and the current cabal's apparent worldview that other people are to be used for their own nefarious purposes. BUT it is POSSIBLE that he is faithful to Laura.

However, if he is not, where do you think the women (presumably) come from? What happens to them afterward?

I apologize in advance for the totally gratuitous and salacious nature of this post, but I really am sort of fascinated by this wreck of a human being, who has seemingly accomplished so much while actually failing at nearly everything he has tried. Morally bankrupt, intellectually incurious, driven by petty revenge, spouting the worst kind of religious piety while not stopping to think how it applies to him: Does this sound like a faithful husband?


*tip o' the hat to that enormous loser, Dennis Miller

[Sparkle]

1. I don't want to think about * and sex.

It will only make me ill.

[Sagan]

2. nothing. He's impotent.

Heavy alchoholism and drug use will do that to ya.

It explains a lot, too.

[hlthe2b]

3. I agree with Sagan..... also explains some of the obsession

with exercise....(and his sometimes obvious disdain for Pickles)

[ProfessorPlum]

8. it would partially explain her

doped up persona as well. Poor Pickles. What an awful life.

[hlthe2b]

5. I agree with Sagan..... also explains some of the obsession

with exercise....(and his sometimes obvious disdain for Pickles)

[lapislzi]

19. Disdain for one's wife can also be used for control

Witholding sex from one's spouse is a form of abuse. It's all about power relations.

Also, if he has a low drive to begin with, it's not too much of a stretch to think that they just...don't.

[hlthe2b]

6. I agree with Sagan..... also explains some of the obsession

with exercise....(and his sometimes obvious disdain for Pickles)

[SlavesandBulldozers]

4. he seems like the sex slave type to me

and Texans can always get Mexican pre-teens over the border for a small indenturement.

[cryofan]

7. Cheney Pitches....

....Bush catches

[luckyluke]

9. Who cares?

It's his business, and his wife's, and nobody else's.

-ll

[hlthe2b]

34. ahh, gee.... let us have a little snide fun, huh?

we had to put up with a decade of it with the RWers over CLinton...

[hlthe2b]

10. Sorry for the triplicate posting....'not sure what's happening...

eom

[Terwilliger]

11. This was not important when it applied to Bill Clinton, right?

should it be now?

[ProfessorPlum]

15. I guess I'm interested in the sociological question

of whether a person like Bush has any virtues at all, if we accept fidelity as a virtue.

Would it really be possible for him to keep a promise to himself and his spouse, when he breaks promises at his convenience so often in every other sphere of his life?

I don't really subscribe to the notion that * is truly evil through and through, I'm sure there is SOME good in him. I'm just wondering what? What is his code of ethics? Does it include, for example, bodily fidelity? We know he can engage in quid pro quo - is that ethical behavior, though? I guess it is ethical, but not necessarily moral.

[MUAD_DIB]

12. Thanks! I was having a late lunch, but you just

ruined it for me!

[ProfessorPlum]

17. Hey, your name is a killing word!

:)

[Faygo Kid]

13. He times his pulse

The man is obsessed with his fitness. Obsessed. Can't read newspapers; no time; not important. His pulse rate is all. Sex? What's sex? That's a human, interactive emotion. He has no time for that. My pulse rate, what's my pulse rate?

[tnlefty]

14. Isn't the better question - What does laura do?

If I woke up everyday and realised that he was the only person that I'm supposed to have sex with I would be considering a very strong rope and a tall tree!

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

16. It's the most romantic love affair of the 21st century

* and his narcissistic self.

[ProfessorPlum]

18. I'm fascinated by the fact that when Clinton's enemies

imagined things about his bad behavior, they all attributed a mighty sex drive and incredibly loose behavior to him. Like LBJ. Like JFK. Even like FDR, apparently.

What was Truman's reputation? Is Carter the only Democrat in the 20th century who can rival Republicans for boring sex lives*?

*disclaimer, of course I know that Republicans don't really have boring sex lives. The sexcapades of nearly all of the impeachment managers in 1998 (even at the time!), for example, have been described as "baroque".

[paulk]

20. He did say this morning that the bombing in Turkey

had only "stiffened his resolve".

Maybe that's not all it "stiffened".

[Carrion]

21. He Whacks His [Golf] Balls

[Logansquare]

22. Two words: Candy Crowley

You can thank me later for making you skip dessert.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

24. Hmmm

never thought of that actually, that some of the media are not just servicing him figuratively, but also literally?

It is a very strange relationship they have with him, with all that kowtowing and the insulting nicknames and all.

[Logansquare]

33. Many of them seem giddy and aroused

when being gazed upon by The Jumpsuited One.

[ProfessorPlum]

27. Also reminds me of this oh-so-appropriate word:

Bush-kake.

23. reminds me of this

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

[ProfessorPlum]

25. Right - exactly.

So what is Bush doing with his Kissinger-mojo?

[Zero Gravitas]

26. He has never masturbated

as that would involve a small amount of effort and imagination by him.

[JackSwift]

28. He tragically lost his dick in the Vietnam War

Didn't you guys know he was a war hero? He once said that he had seen war and raised twins, and that war was easier. See, he never said Babs and Jenna were his. Marvin was a sperm donor. George saw combat on a secret mission to Vietnam, which is why he can't say where he was during the last years of his National Guard enlistment. His secret mission was foiled when a grenade went off in his crotch, blowing off his genitals. That's why he walks with that super arrogant strut of his: he can. He does that strutting about that would crush and uninjured man's balls, but Bush walks around like Lord of the Dance Michael Flattley.

[smirkymonkey]

35. Yes, and then fortunately, it was restored

by choosing Cheney as his running mate :)

[Homer12]

29. Oh! Condi!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jokerman]

30. All those trips to the ranch...

where men are men and sheep are nervous!

[Silverhair]

31. Neither Clinton's nor Bush's sex life are any of our business. n/t

[soleft]

32. He invades another country

[11 Bravo]

36. KY, a small rodent, and the latest issue of Guns and Ammo.

'nuf said.

[smirkymonkey]

37. He is sexually frustrated

so he channels all that pent up energy into a mission to destroy the world.

Seriously, there is probably some pretty heavy Freudian psychological shit going on here. Impotent son of a Raving Bitch Bulldog Mother rapes the earth and humankind in revenge, or something along those lines, just speculating...Anyone here know anything about the impulse to war and mother issues?