Who wins in a fight? Miracle Whip, Mayonnaise, or Nick Cave?

[underpants]

Poll question: Who wins in a fight? Miracle Whip, Mayonnaise, or Nick Cave?

[eyepaddle]

1. kick to keep the votes comin'

:kick:

Plus, we have to know.........

[RockaFowler]

2. I'm Lost

Who is Nick Cave?

[underpants]

5. Are you over the age of 44?

Apparently you have to be over the age of 44 to find out.

[RockaFowler]

6. Just Missed it!

I'm 34, so I have to ask my husband, then?

[underpants]

10. Yeah it is sort of like that Kaballah thing

all the celebs are doing it but you have to be over 40.

[Mizmoon]

3. I miss Mike Tyson

When I was last in Amsterdam they told the story of how he puffed on a jay and passed out. His bodyguards had to carry him out. Some tough guy!

[asthmaticeog]

4. Nick Cave with Mayonnaise.

A *superb* lunch. Mmmmmmmm, Mayo-Cave.

[Horus45]

7. Growing up I thought Miracle Whip WAS mayonnaise

Since my mother never bought real mayonnaise, I grew up thinking Miracle whip was mayonnaise. Not until I ordered a sandwich at a deli and asked for mayonnaise, I thought it was rancid and returned it to the deli, that was when I found out the difference.

[eyepaddle]

8. Welcome to DU

:hi:

[underpants]

9. I'm going to guess that you are white

:think: am I correct????

:hi:

Just play along...the others do

[Horus45]

13. You are correct Sir!

[progmom]

11. i voted for lavender

:hi:

[kick-ass-bob]

12. Choice 4 will kick all their asses.

Who is Nick Cave? Is that some new show on Nickelodeon?
And no, I'm not 44 yet.

[motely36]

14. Mayonnaise wins this poll

and every other one. There is no substitute!

[SOteric]

15. Nick Cave wrestling a 600 lb. Grizzly with Miracle Whip in his underpants.

[SOteric]

16. Or wait...

Nick Cave with mayonaisse in his underpants wrestling a 600 lb. Grizzly with Miracle whip in ~his~ underpants.

And after your mind has boggled over who would be stupid enough to put underpants on a 600 lb Grizzly, -sus out who would then be so abysmally foolish/brave as to then put Miracle Whip in those same underpants.

My money's on a drunken Marine or an unnamed Republican pretzledent. Maybe a grudge match with the Marine the pretzledent both stripped down to their underpants and wrestling in green Jell-O...?

[underpants]

17. But the question remains

who will put the underpants on the pretzeldent....hell that asshat can't remember what door to walk out of do you really think he can dress himself?

[SOteric]

18. Nope, I'm pretty sure he can't dress himself, -but -

Since Laura likely puts him in his underoos every morning anyway, I will venture to guess that he's not likely to notice if she adds a bit of Mayonnaise to his tighty whities.

[DS1]

20. drunken Marines have earned their reputation

but I submit that none of them would have anything to do with a 600lb grizzly's undies ;-)

[SOteric]

21. Earl will be so disappointed.

[DS1]

22. I didn't realize Earl was up 50%

:-)

[jandrok]

19. Well, let's see. Two are things that spice up a sandwich.

The other is Miracle Whip. Says right on the bottle that it's a salad dressing.

Personally, I'd like to enter a dark horse into this race. I say that mustard kicks EVERYONE'S ass. Period. That's right. Plain old yella MUSTARD.

[mwooldri]

23. Jeremy Paxman.

And he can do it with mere words!

[Initech]

24. Nick Cave rules. i hate mayonaise.

Mayo makes me sick every time I eat something with it.