Riding motorcycles makes women horny

[yvr girl]

vroom, vroom.

[In_The_Wind]

1. agreed

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. *um*............

It sure does........*blush*

[CatBoreal]

3. Stay on it long enough...

...you may just get the cure as well.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. WOOOOHOOOOOOO!

[Misunderestimator]

5. How about sitting on washing machines...

[BuelahWitch]

21. During spin cycle!

Oh baby!

[RevCheesehead]

31. Whee!

did someone see me?

[Aristus]

6. Hey, baby!

Wanna ride my...um......bike?

[khashka]

7. Yep!

And it ain't so bad for boys either.....

Khash.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Oh, REALLY?

How are you, my dear Khash? Long time, no see.......

I've missed you.....

[khashka]

10. Oh yeah, REALLY!

I had a lot of really heavy dental work done and wanted to either curl up and sleep for days or be really nasty to people who didn't deserve it. I took the wiser course and took a sabbatical.

Khash.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. I'm hoping that you feel much better now, my dear........

Sorry, didn't mean to come across in such a snarky way......

Please take care of yourself....you matter to me and to so many folks here....

[LynzM]

16. Sorry to hear that, dude....

Dental work sucks I hope things are getting better now!

[ZombieNixon]

9. Hmm...women riding motorcycles make ME horny...

vroom, vroom indeed.

[enigami]

12. I have a Harley

But it's to cold to ride today

[Ptah]

13. I miss my motorcycle.

It made my wife at the time so horny, we had two children.
So I gave up the 'poor man's flying machine' so I would
survive my children's growing.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. And a smart thing you did, my dear Ptah......

I understand that the saying goes: It's not IF you fall, but WHEN...

I'm glad you survived your children's growing up.........

[Ptah]

15. Exactly, not IF , but WHEN.

I had already survived one very bad collision,
and had no reason to believe myself invincible.

I sometimes daydream about having a bike again,
but the scene in the emergency room also pops into
my mind.




On a lighter note, hows your saturday, good neighbor?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. My Saturday is going along quietly, but nicely, so far....

Later this afternooon, however, things will get a lot busier.....

Huskerlaw is coming over!

We are going to drive down to the Pier to watch the sunset.....

My pictures from the other day made her want to see that herself....

And then we'll return to my home, and have a FABULOUS home-cooked meal!

I promise that there will be MORE pics....maybe even tonight!

I hope your Saturday is coming along nicely too, my good neighbor!

back atcha!

[Ptah]

19. Another day in paradise.

I'm practicing baking an apple cobbler.
THis is my fourth try in the last three weeks.
I going to a pot luck soon and decided to commit myself
to baking something that I don't do often.



I'm looking forward to another chapter in
'Peggy's view through the looking glass'.

[matcom]

17. you should see what my scooter does to MRS MATCOM!

[WCGreen]

20. I always wondered about that.....

[Truebrit71sbruv]

22. I always found that horse-riding seemed to have a...

... similiar effect.

Spent the first two semesters of my college years going crazy-apeshit-bonkers in bed (or indeed anywhere else for that matter) or in ER suffering exhaustion when I hooked up with a girl that was on the British Equestrian Team, and in training for the World Championships.

ah... happy days...

~goes all glassy-eyed~

[DS1]

23. It's not a motorcycle, it's a 90 horsepower dildo with steering.

[CatBoreal]

24. All you motorcycle enthousiasts should like this....

http://www.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/theworldsfastest...

[LaraMN]

25. So does a bumpy road and bad shocks.

Or so I've heard.

[Lisa]

26. aha! So that's the reason the guy I'm campaigning for ...

... picked me up this morning on his motorbike, to go out canvassing (for the civic election today). And he also told me to put my arms around him so I wouldn't fall off!

Sneaky devil! I suppose he is trying to get more than my vote (and a few hours of leafletting) out of me.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

27. Oh he wants your vote, all right.......

The one where you say "yes"........

[Lisa]

28. Shall I ask him if he's serious about his "proposition"?

(We actually don't have many proposition-type initiatives in Canada ... we tend to call that a referendum instead ... but he's a poli-sci graduate.)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. Why not?

You have nothing to lose.....and a fun time to gain, maybe!

Go for it......





edited for stupid spelling error....

[Orsino]

30. "If you can read this, the bitch realized she can do better."

I just thought of this, and want to see it on a t-shirt.

[Truebrit71sbruv]

32. I see... I'll be around shortly to pick you up on my...

...Cowasaki

[AirmensMom]

33. Not if she's sitting on the back of a Harley Davidson with stock seats.

Sure, it feels nice in the showroom. But after a couple hundred miles, I could barely move. Ouch! Nothing there to get horny about!