Giant Wiener Looking For A New Home

[matcom]

OH LADIES!

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ASPEN PARK, Colo. -- People are going to wonder where the wiener went. The giant hot dog on U.S. Highway 285 near Denver has to move.

For 35 years, the Coney Island hot dog stand has been serving burgers and dogs. But the land the giant frank sits on has been sold.

Owner Lisa Firman hopes someone will buy the place and haul her buns and dogs to a new location. The Coney Island must be off the property by March, but Firman said she hasn't gotten a nibble yet.

Even if Firman doesn't find a buyer, she hopes to save the big dog from the wrecking ball. She's also looking into moving the giant hot dog herself.

http://www.wftv.com/food/5354114/detail.html

[progmom]

1. that would go well with this

[RevCheesehead]

2. Well, you certainly got my attention!

Oh, my. This is too funny, on so many levels:
"Even if Firman doesn't find a buyer, she hopes to save the big dog from the wrecking ball. She's also looking into moving the giant hot dog herself."

:rofl:

[WeRQ4U]

3. Preferrably, a place nestled between two giant buns.

Had to say it.

[WCGreen]

4. Oh My God....

I have eaten a wiener in that joint....

Good meat... Easy to swallow... With just the right amount of spice...

[texas1928]

5. I thought Mrs. Matcom had kicked you out when I first read this.

Sorry.

:P

[Hugin]

6. No comment.

Really... This is a sexist thread.

I'm telling!

[Patiod]

7. And I thought they were talking about a fat dachshund! nt

[pdx_prog]

8. same old story....

everyone's always looking for a place to put their weiner...

:evilgrin:

[Eyeball Kid]

9. Has she tried...

throwing it down a hallway?






















Never mind.

[In_The_Wind]

10. All of this talk about giant wieners and balls has gotten me thinking ...